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Just >bump<ing because I love this game, tho I'm w/o original ideas. It must be so DISTRESSING to be bald!
 
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Perverse: pedophile's poetry

Universe: one-line limerick


Give a man a fish and he can eat for one day; give a man a fishing pole and he will find an excuse to never work again.
Nollidj is power.
 
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Perverse: pedophile's poetry

ROFL!! I hear most of those poets hail frm Perversity.

Is a displaced person from the Bronx?
 
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Pervaded: What pedophiles do to their victims.

Perversion: Sandusky's side of the story.


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For all my US friends ...

Congress is the opposite of progress.


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Oh, we so agree with that!

I was thinking that I'd like us to take health care benefits away from all three branches of government, the executive, legislative and judicial branches. Let them fend for themselves as 40 million other do in the U.S. I am not too sure, for example, if Dick Cheney would be going forward with that heart transplant!

Let them see what many Americans experience, and I think their minds would change.
 
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Hear, hear!

[wiki on 'hear, hear', late 18th c: The overuse of the phrase by an eager member of the House of Commons led Richard Brinsley Sheridan, in one speech, to deviate from his planned text and say "Where, oh where, shall we find a more foolish knave or a more knavish fool than this?". The lone MP said "hear, hear."]
 
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I am not too sure, for example, if Dick Cheney would be going forward with that heart transplant!

Sorry, you first need one to transplant. So his was an implant.


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Sorry, you first need one to transplant. So his was an implant.

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I suppose the poor fellow must have been disheartened at some earlier stage of life
 
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I think the donor was disheartened.


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When the US's most famous illegal alien, Cesar Milan's wife divorced him, was he disIlusioned?


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When the US's most famous illegal alien, Cesar Milan's wife divorced him, was he disIlusioned?

OK. I give up. What's the explanation? I have no idea who he is.


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Nor had I. Wikipedia to the rescue, though. He's a "dog whisperer", apparently.


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One of my favorite television personalities. I love his series. Judging from the wiki report on the divorce settlement, he was not only disIlusioned but dispursed (dispenced?). However he was no longer an illegal alien at he time...
 
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he was not only disIlusioned but dispursed

Denumerated?
I suppose once you lose your cash, you're going to the dogs.


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He had to lie doggo for a while but eventually was caninised in dogma.
 
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He had to lie doggo for a while but eventually was caninised in dogma.

YELP!


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Oh, well, I guess he can't bitch.


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The Contessa's cheap, overly critical spouse is the disCount.


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...who hastened to repair his reputation by titling his sons Recount and Uncounted.
 
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And the black sheep of the family, Noah Count.


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... and the matriarch VisCount.


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The family spinster, Miss Count.


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And whilst Noah is clearly the black sheep, their regal status would suggest that pretty much the whole family has Noah Count ability.


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Their fellow peer, Count Ing, must be included.


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Because their such a tight bunch, a family get-together is always a close enCounter.


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And their Kingdom is of course their Country.


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Ha ha, good run!

Have you met Miss Stitch? She & brothers Nit (bad hair)& Loop (talkative) can be found in Jersey.
 
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I thought you were funny before, Bethree5, but now youre a cardigan.


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Sweater falls in chicken soup:
a stitch in thyme
 
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>sigh< guess I'm the only one who finds the Stitch family droll. Miss Stitch was 'an accident' according to her mom Ida Droptit. Cousin Popcorn the dot-com millionaire (imdb).. sister Cross (so fussy, so irritable)... Ember Oydery Stitch, related to the Knotts, has a large clan (it's whispered their progenitor was the fabled Native American, Running Stitch)..
 
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My knowledge of stitches is only sew-sew, thus it would prove unseamly were I to latch onto this thread. This is no fabrication and you shouldn't upbraid me if I try a different tack. Sorry if I twist and turn or imply I know more than I do. Do what you have to do to suture self.


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Thank you, bethree5, for your comments from the distaff perspective.

And don't forget: a girl should never date a "bad boy" while wearing a sweater, 'coz he's bound to pull the wool over her eyes.


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Men engaging in embroidery goes all the way back to that great Greek philosopher, Sewcrates.


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And ended with the great Swiss/French philosopher, Roussew.


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Or the Biblical king who made cuffs on everyone's pants, Sewlomon.


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Or maybe the former Unitarian-Universalist preacher Marilyn SEWell. http://www.marilynsewell.com/


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Thank you, bethree5, for your comments from the distaff perspective.


very cool word I'm impressed..

You mean dis staff here? Da one Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on?
 
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Da one Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on?

Or vice versa


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What a great picture and reply! Unbelievable. Cannot imagine being inspired by such an ad to buy the product advertised!

Wordmatic
 
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Or the Biblical king who made cuffs on everyone's pants, Sewlomon.

I just realized he wasn't Jewish but Jamaican.


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as in reggae hit
"Jamaica nuthah pantcuff, So-o-ul'a' mon?
 
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Do you realize that a sad person run over by a steamroller can no longer be depressed?


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Yaahbut - if he stands up he can be repressed.


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as in reggae hit
"Jamaica nuthah pantcuff, So-o-ul'a' mon?

You still got dreadlocks, B35? Big Grin


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Perhaps you've noticed that the use of "dis" has changed back to where it used to be. This is called Disperson's Cycle.


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This is called Disperson's Cycle.

Or' My Menses".


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When fellow members threatened to expel his friend from the Order of Raccoons, Ed, Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler, cried, "I forbid you from dislodging Ralph from dis lodge!"
 
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Just as I got inside the Big Top I spied somebody else buying the last hot dog. This was the wiener of my dis-con-tent.


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