If they stole his camera, he would be disleiked. Phonetically speaking, anyway.

Impregnable, inconceivable, and unbearable.

A couple I know got divorced on the grounds of incompatibility. He had no income, and she wasn't patible.

"Eet is terrible," moaned the French cyclist. "I 'ave fail the drug test so now I am detoured

When Phyllis Diller divorced her husband, she was defanged

Park rangers confiscated the sick marsh bird I was tending so now I'm derailed

Theodore Roosevelt was once hit in the privates by a baseball and doctors used the latest technology to make certain nothing was broken. He saw them staring at a large negative and asked, "Is that an ordinary Kodak?"
The doctor said, No, it's X-ray, Ted."

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The failed bed-maker was debunked.

The volunteer thrown out of the organization was dismembered.

The squished June bug was dismayed.

Christine Jorgenson was deboned. (How many get that one?)

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Originally posted by Proofreader: Christine Jorgenson was deboned. (How many get that one?)

Or one could say that Christine Jorgenson was dismembered.

Or even disunited.

... or, for many of us, not even remembered.

Question ..... what is the significance of Christian Hamburger ???

Or disjointed

I understand she later reversed the operation by having an addadicktomy.

The surgeon who castrated him. Christine took her name from him. She had enough sense to choose his first name, not his last.

Not many people are aware that NASA was involved in the first sex change operations, using unmanned rockets

Hormel has developed a revolutionary new process for making ready-to-eat hams. The hams are immersed in briny, ocean water for two days until the salt infuses the meat. Once you try one of these delicious hams, you will never eat an unsecured ham again.

The MD was dessicated. < Asa, thank's for suggesting this word. >

The Bahamian sailor was decayed.

Quote: "Was Pol pot a despot?"
Yes, just as Mussolini was deduced.

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Quote: "Was Pol pot a despot?"
Yes, just as Mussolini was deduced.

Muwssolini's gay lover was induce.
During WW2, Mussolini was busy conducting land warfare, so he turned the navy over to a seduce.
The Italian Minister of Propaganda was an adduce.
His press secretary was produce.
When he was deposed, Mussolini was a Sadducee
If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

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If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

(...the way GREASE is the enzyme that digests graduate-school aptitude examinations...)

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And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

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If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

You're right. The Devil is in an imposition.

Is this the right place to post children's versions of prayers and such ??

Like, (at the funeral for a dead bird) "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, into the hole he goes."

And, "Give us this day our jelly-bread.

But the best I have heard is "Blessed art Thou a monk's swimmin'"

None of these is original with me ... just thought they deserve repetition ... FWIW

I've recently seen the first and third of those in some other forum.

One of my favorites is:

One nation, under God, in a window sill.

They took away the foreign diplomat's briefcase so he is now unattached (pronounced "shay'd)

"Pay no attention to the cuts, ref," said the battered and bloody pugilist. "I'm really unabashed."

The earthquake ruined my spring so now I'm unwell.

If you "white out" an obscene remark, does that make it unscene?

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A sideshow charlatan was told to remove himself and his canvas cover so now the carnival is discontented

Are the Caregivers annoyed by the inpatients' impatience ?

Mussolini was deposed, then rescued by the Germans, who put him back in power. So was he not reduced?

What side of the road should you be on in Japan? You must bereft.

Plans are underway to make a sequel to Titanic with a new director so it will be Decameron.

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If a school district separates children by race again, is this disintegration?

Does an American school with a poor cheerleading squad get dispirited?

Is a bad cardiac surgeon disheartened?

It's been reported that Venus DeMilo (sp?) was considered dangerous until she was disarmed

If you empty containers of cremated remains, are you discerning?

I think it requires an exorcism to get dispirited.

Is abortion the same as dissemination?

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The old mink was rejected for military service because he was going bald. ..... he was deferred.