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The dis- game
September 11, 2008, 08:22
<Proofreader>The dis- game
I certainly hope I'm never in a horrible accident and
diagonally.
September 19, 2008, 08:09
<Proofreader>There was a problem with one of our nuclear weapons and we are
discrete.
September 19, 2008, 08:19
arnieGeorge was mugged yesterday and
divested of his valuables.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
September 21, 2008, 13:39
<Proofreader>If you prick a balloon, there is no way to
disburse it.
September 22, 2008, 19:12
jerry thomasWhen they evicted me from my apartment for nonpayment of rent, I felt
dislodged....... but when a generous friend lent me money to pay the rent, I was
released.September 22, 2008, 19:25
<Proofreader>If I have to go, I want to die nicely, not
dynasty.
September 23, 2008, 13:25
Myth JelliesThe archaic defininition of
list meaning
inclination or
craving is preserved in the word
listless, which offers a few good options...
The cancellation of the jousting tourney has resulted in a lot of
listless ex-contestants.
The bored designated driver stood up and
listlessly gathered up his companions.
"Tell me again--what do I need to get from the grocery?" I
listlessly asked my wife.
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
September 23, 2008, 13:52
<Proofreader>Thee born-again Christian said he would
dynamo.
September 23, 2008, 14:01
jerry thomasUndecided as to whether she'd go out to dinner she said, "
dinamite."
September 23, 2008, 16:55
<Proofreader>Did the late elderly spinster
diverge?
September 23, 2008, 22:24
jerry thomasThey took a certain block of literature and modified all of its names of people, places, and things .... thus it became
renowned.September 24, 2008, 05:34
<Proofreader>Pirates are active again in the Caribbean so I guess it's been
remained.
September 24, 2008, 09:42
jerry thomas"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"
September 24, 2008, 12:11
<Proofreader>With a new windstorm approaching, the home-owner looked at his windows and decided it was time to
reply.
After the storm passed, he noticed the house color was windblasted so he had to
repent.
September 24, 2008, 12:15
<Proofreader>quote:
"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"
"right dislocation" = "put the house back on its foundation."
September 24, 2008, 19:56
jerry thomasWhen Cain slew his brother the family became
dis-abel-ed.September 25, 2008, 05:51
<Proofreader>If Cain's brother was melted down into a butter substitute, would you call it
Abelard?
September 28, 2008, 21:36
Myth JelliesIn the final scene of
The Birdcage, the conservative Senator in drag escapes the press by way of
dis-guys.
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
September 29, 2008, 06:03
<Proofreader>My cleaning woman quit today, so I'm
dismaid.
September 30, 2008, 09:16
Myth JelliesYou know, if she was the
Maid of Orleans then you might hear a clue to her whereabouts in
Dijon.
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
September 30, 2008, 12:41
<Proofreader>Or she could perform her toilet in
Dijon.
October 01, 2008, 00:25
Myth JelliesWouldn't that sanctify it--make it all
saint loo-ey?
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
October 01, 2008, 00:33
Myth JelliesWhile we are on place names...
Do you realize how hard it is to get food service in
Decatur?
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
October 01, 2008, 16:41
<Proofreader>Now that the pedophile is gone, the kid is
disabused.
I paid the court but they wanted more money, so I guess I'm
refined.
October 02, 2008, 09:00
bethree5When the FBI overheard Spitzer calling for a prostitute, he was "district."
In 1898, was Turkey "discrete"?
When my aunt moved to France, she was "distant".
October 02, 2008, 09:53
<Proofreader>Terrorists destroyed a foreign embassy, so they'll have to
relegate.
October 03, 2008, 11:58
jerry thomasI put tubeless Michelins on my 4WD. Now I'm
retired.October 03, 2008, 13:16
<Proofreader>My grass died so I have to
recede.
October 06, 2008, 13:35
jerry thomasAfter his hemorrhoid surgery, he declared himself
assfixiated.October 06, 2008, 14:35
<Proofreader>Once I turned 65, I
retard.
Then my driveway got bumpy so I
retard.
But it had already ruined my wheels, so I
retard.
And my son signed up for another hitch in the Navy, so he
retard.
And at Xmas, I often drink one and then
re-hot-tardy.
October 08, 2008, 21:53
jerry thomasWhen his CPA license was revoked, he was
disfigured.October 09, 2008, 05:45
<Proofreader>When the circumcision went awry, poor John was
disjointed.
October 09, 2008, 13:02
<Proofreader>Alaskans are having trouble getting to an island since they've been
unabridged.
October 16, 2008, 08:56
<Proofreader>A woman backed into an airplane propeller.
Disaster but she's been
rebutted.
October 16, 2008, 17:38
jerry thomasShortly after she had announced her engagement, someone stole her ID card. A clear case of
mistaken identity.October 16, 2008, 18:48
<Proofreader>Desperate Housewives wouldn’t be nearly as good if they were
unadulterated.
October 16, 2008, 22:05
jerry thomasWhen he lost his case on appeal, he was
refined.October 17, 2008, 05:40
<Proofreader>just before he was buried, a man miraculously returned to life. Unfortunately, he died a short time later and was
reprobate.
October 27, 2008, 18:26
<Proofreader>The local zoo has successfully bred a large mammal in the shape of a triangle. It's called a
hippotenuse. Unfortunately, it can only mate at right angles.
October 28, 2008, 08:44
Myth JelliesHalloween trick-or-treaters will soon be out and about and people in our
district know to provide candy.
Myth Jellies
Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
November 02, 2008, 05:44
bethree5Two hours of answering the doorbell to trick-or-treaters left us dis
comfited.
November 02, 2008, 05:48
bethree5It was disingenuous of them to cancel the debutante ball.
February 26, 2009, 11:07
<Proofreader>My wife shaved her hair off, so now we're both
distressedIf you fall out of bed, are you
debunked?
February 26, 2009, 11:28
arnieStrangely,
Oscar Pistorius is not often
defeated.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
February 26, 2009, 11:53
<Proofreader>And he can be congratulated but cannot be
feted.
March 01, 2009, 06:56
<Asa Lovejoy>But he'll be
fetid for his rotten deeds.
March 01, 2009, 09:21
haberdasher"What an ingenious way to get rid of all these young newts," he said deftly.
March 01, 2009, 09:49
<Proofreader>If you e-file a mistaken income tax form, does that make it
erroneous?
And must you recall it by
defiling?
March 01, 2009, 16:52
<Asa Lovejoy>If you quit loving something is it
dephyled?
March 01, 2009, 17:09
<Proofreader>Is the person who helps you defile a
defilade?