"What's that, Inspector Clousseau? You've set the admitted murderer free and given him back the money he stole?"
"Yes, Inspector. The case has been dissolved."

"Unhand me!" said the Venus De Milo.

I forgot to pay the electric bill, so now I'm delighted.

My bank has quit paying me for its use of my money. I asked why, but was told they were disinterested.

My uncle said he won't leave me his toupee when he dies, so I guess I'm disinhairited.

And I suppose removing the hair from a Member of Parliament is depilaTory?

If your secretary mixes up all your records, is that defiling?

"I expected to finish eventually, but I see the task has become endless," he asserted definitely.

You just reminded me of the bashful would-be gigolo who underwent insertiveness training.

Umm...would Onanism be a metaphor for "dissemination"?

"YES!" he ejaculated!

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Umm...would Onanism be a metaphor for "dissemination"?

No, that would be "condom."

Imagine what the exhaust must be: http://www.cumminsonan.com/engines/

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Although Cummins Onan no longer manufacturers engines

Perhaps if they'd changed their name they might still be making them.

Did you know that Manx cats can only be sold wholesale since they can't be retailed?

I know a black guy who gets horny every time he sees "Snow White." So I guess that movie is an AfroDisneyac.