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If they stole his camera, he would be disleiked. Phonetically speaking, anyway.
 
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Impregnable, inconceivable, and unbearable.

A couple I know got divorced on the grounds of incompatibility. He had no income, and she wasn't patible.
 
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"Eet is terrible," moaned the French cyclist. "I 'ave fail the drug test so now I am detoured

When Phyllis Diller divorced her husband, she was defanged

Park rangers confiscated the sick marsh bird I was tending so now I'm derailed

Theodore Roosevelt was once hit in the privates by a baseball and doctors used the latest technology to make certain nothing was broken. He saw them staring at a large negative and asked, "Is that an ordinary Kodak?"
The doctor said, No, it's X-ray, Ted."

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The failed bed-maker was debunked.

The volunteer thrown out of the organization was dismembered.

The squished June bug was dismayed.
 
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Christine Jorgenson was deboned. (How many get that one?)


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Originally posted by Wordmatic: The volunteer thrown out of the organization was dismembered.
Originally posted by Proofreader: Christine Jorgenson was deboned. (How many get that one?)
Or one could say that Christine Jorgenson was dismembered. Wink
 
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Or even disunited.
 
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... or, for many of us, not even remembered.

Question ..... what is the significance of Christian Hamburger ???
 
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Or disjointed

I understand she later reversed the operation by having an addadicktomy.


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The surgeon who castrated him. Christine took her name from him. She had enough sense to choose his first name, not his last.
 
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Not many people are aware that NASA was involved in the first sex change operations, using unmanned rockets


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Hormel has developed a revolutionary new process for making ready-to-eat hams. The hams are immersed in briny, ocean water for two days until the salt infuses the meat. Once you try one of these delicious hams, you will never eat an unsecured ham again.


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The MD was dessicated. < Asa, thank's for suggesting this word. >

The Bahamian sailor was decayed.

Quote: "Was Pol pot a despot?"
Yes, just as Mussolini was deduced.
 
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Quote: "Was Pol pot a despot?"
Yes, just as Mussolini was deduced.

Muwssolini's gay lover was induce.
During WW2, Mussolini was busy conducting land warfare, so he turned the navy over to a seduce.
The Italian Minister of Propaganda was an adduce.
His press secretary was produce.
When he was deposed, Mussolini was a Sadducee
If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

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If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

(...the way GREASE is the enzyme that digests graduate-school aptitude examinations...)
 
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And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

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If the Devil sits for his portrait, is it an impose?

And here I always thought impose was a mischief-making sugar.

You're right. The Devil is in an imposition.


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Is this the right place to post children's versions of prayers and such ??

Like, (at the funeral for a dead bird) "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, into the hole he goes."

And, "Give us this day our jelly-bread.

But the best I have heard is "Blessed art Thou a monk's swimmin'"

None of these is original with me ... just thought they deserve repetition ... FWIW
 
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I've recently seen the first and third of those in some other forum.

One of my favorites is:

One nation, under God, in a window sill.
 
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They took away the foreign diplomat's briefcase so he is now unattached (pronounced "shay'd)

"Pay no attention to the cuts, ref," said the battered and bloody pugilist. "I'm really unabashed."

The earthquake ruined my spring so now I'm unwell.

If you "white out" an obscene remark, does that make it unscene?

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A sideshow charlatan was told to remove himself and his canvas cover so now the carnival is discontented


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Are the Caregivers annoyed by the inpatients' impatience ?
 
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Mussolini was deposed, then rescued by the Germans, who put him back in power. So was he not reduced?

What side of the road should you be on in Japan? You must bereft.

Plans are underway to make a sequel to Titanic with a new director so it will be Decameron.

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If a school district separates children by race again, is this disintegration?


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Does an American school with a poor cheerleading squad get dispirited?

Is a bad cardiac surgeon disheartened?


Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 
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It's been reported that Venus DeMilo (sp?) was considered dangerous until she was disarmed

If you empty containers of cremated remains, are you discerning?

I think it requires an exorcism to get dispirited.

Is abortion the same as dissemination?

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The old mink was rejected for military service because he was going bald. ..... he was deferred.
 
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Tarzan was killed while swinging through the trees. When they asked the coroner what the cause of death was, he said, "divine."


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After Delilah cut off Samson's hair, he was distressed.


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If the matriarch of the superfamily Apoidea is emitting eggs, isn't that belabor?


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After Hadrian built his wall, was Britannia depicted?


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Was Venus de Milo (Αφροδίτη της Μήλου) disarmed?
 
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If I close all the doors and windows in my house, am I unerring?

And if I pawned all my wife's jewelry, she'd be the same as above.

The leaders of the synagogue told the female singer that the congregation wanted a male, so they were obliged to decanter.

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When the actor Mr. Rains got a divorce, his wife was declawed.


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My wife said, "I not only don't agree with you, I vehemently degree.


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I suspect that some of these are repeats

Funding cuts have lead to the disintegration of the Math Dept.

Pastry cooks have joined in the sous-chef strike, obviating the need for further discourse.

Epidemics force physicians out of retirement on a wave of disease.

Protesters destroyed the Nativity scene in an act of dese-creche-on.


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If your pants are rumpled, aren't they decreased?

Dese-creche-on! I like that.


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When the penny flattened itself on the railroad track, did it coincide with anything else?


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If someone is castrated, are they deprecated?


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If someone is castrated, are they deprecated?


No, they're detested.
 
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Of course! I was thinking of a sex change. Well, not "I". I mean someone else. Michael Jackson, for instance.


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Dad won't let us keep the dalmatian--he's such a despot.

I just can't go to Nome.

I suspect that the driver who can't tell if he is red-lining the engine is rather detached.

All the former prisoners from that jail have excelled

Is it any wonder that everyone shows up late for the noontime meeting?

Even though he knew he missed the message, the telegraph operator showed no evidence of remorse.

When they lost their gear, the fishing trawler crew formed a nonet.

After quickly performing the vasectomy reversal I made a hasty exit.

Those who didn't make the debating team were deposited right there on school grounds.

Do people in a state of normothermia have a lukewarm reception to ABBA music? (Mama Mia! that is a bit of a stretch)

All of his choking victims were rather exasperated by his behavior.

Are those who are unconfirmed relegated to the nook?

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My castle was impregnable until it was demoted.


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Torvill and Dean fall in the Olympics! Ice dancing partnership unravels.

The hernia operation was actually a success because of the disruption.


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When the Antarctic ice cap melts off, the glaciated valleys will be discovered.
 
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The president said, "If Al Gore is right about global warming, that will be so uncool."


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A bee got me but the doctor distinct me.


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I imagine that Proofreader's bee wound up rather disappointed by the whole affair.

You know, it wasn't until she changed her name from Chris to Cris that she became a dish.


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If you're looking for the former base commander, you'll find him down at the local disco


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My lawn turned an awful shade of brown this summer, so I painted it green... but I digress.


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Her marriage has given Mrs. Ng such a consonant outlook.


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