As there has been recent comment here that we don't do enough limericks anymore (spending all the limerick effort over at the OEDILF) I had an idea that might reinvigorate it a bit.

How would you all feel about this for a game?

One person posts the name of a place - could be a country or a town or a village or whatever.

If it's somewhere not generally known the person posting also provides a pronunciation guide.

Everybody else provides a limerick by PM to the originator, the only rules being

1. It must be of the classical "person from place" form

2. The place name must be in the A-rhyme position.

When the originator has enough he publishes them without names and everyone gets to vote on which one they like best (by whatever criteria they choose)

The winner gets the honour of choosing the next place name.

If there is a tie the originator has the casting vote.

If anyone is interested I'll start with my home town Bilston. BILS-tun (that's a schwa in the second syllable! and the s is an s sound not a z)

Bob,

Neat concept. Might actually give me some practice writing limericks. I'm not limerick talented so it would be a great challenge. How long do we have to get them to the poster of the town/city? A week?

Emily

A week is what to aimfor but really until the originator has enough to make it worthwhile.

So, any opinions on the idea? I won't be offended if you tell me it's rubbish.

It's really a fine idea, but ... so far ... I'm putting Bilston into the "orange" category, which is to say I haven't yet found a rhyme for it.

I love the idea!
I think Bilston probably has it's counterpart A rhymes in the names of other English towns or perhaps the names of obscure cheeses?

Well I have one so far, so the idea isn't a total bust.
I have two if you count my own.

Richard. I'd've thought this would appeal to your sense of wordplay and Kalleh, maybe you can manage something with this, admittedly awkward word.

when i worked in a police department i wrote a limerick for each of the 100 people who worked there .... example .....

a former barber named jerry haals
no longer cuts hair in the maals
as a cop, and a nark
his shop is now dark
he's responding to hair-raising caals

and

parking meter cop named don taylor
was assigned to the job of the jailer
he looks quite at ease
as he jingles his keys
and his complexion grows steadily paler

but i still can't handle Bilston

HEY! YOU OUT THERE! IS ANYBODY LISTENING?

OK so maybe my choice of my home town was a bit of a toughie to start with but I do have one contribution and my own and where would the challenge be if I gave you an easy one.

Come on, surely someone will take on this impossible (or at least rather difficult) rhyming challenge.

Near rhymes, weird rhymes and downright non rhymes could (in the right limerick) be acceptable. This isn't the OEDILF here.

Bob Hale is from Bilston, you see,
And that's how it was meant to be.
It's a place that is rhymeless
Not timeless nor crimeless,
But it fits his philosophy.

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Originally posted by jerry thomas:
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It's a place that is rhymeless

Wanna bet?

Well, as no one seems particularly interestd (I thought it was a good idea) I'll post the little I've got - which is FIVE limericks in total, one mine, including one that doesn't have the (very difficult) place name in a rhyming position,

1.
There once was a man born in Bilston
Who married his sweetheart from Hilston.
She bore him a son
Then to Wales she did run.
She’s now shagging some old guy in Ilston.

2.
From Bilston comes our friend BobHale
Whose gender's decidedly male.
He writes interesting prose
Wherever he goes
And he's skillful at telling the tale.

3.
There's Trekkie named Philip from Bilston
Says is phaser is set and it will stun
His mate Tuncliffe, sarcastic,
Says, "It's made of plastic"
Phil turns up the setting and kills Tun.

4.
An elderly couple from Bilston
Won millions and got all their sills done.
And their roof, stairs and hall;
They had quite a ball -
It's time now they both get their wills done.

5.
Taking grain to the mill down in Bilston,
We find 2,000 pounds is a mill's ton.
This Miller's Tale
Would make Chaucer turn pale
But the dill dough's not done till the dill's done.

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I don't often come to the wordplay area, I confess. But the limerick idea does appeal. I might give it a whirl.

Richard's English as English can be
Evidently and obviously
His confession reveals
That the challenge appeals
Will he produce Limericks? We'll see.

And I now have a fourth...
(Also added into the list above)

An elderly couple from Bilston
Won millions and got all their sills done.
And their roof, stairs and hall;
They had quite a ball -
It's time now they both get their wills done.

Taking grain to the mill down in Bilston,
We find 2,000 pounds is a mill's ton.
This Miller's Tale
Would make Chaucer turn pale
But the dill dough's not done till the dill's done.

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And then there were five...

Are we supposed to vote on our favororites? I like #4 about the elderly couple. I think that's the best one. But that's just my opinion.

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But the dill dough's not done till the dill's done

Is a dildo the same thing in US English as it is in UK?

What is the mechanism for voting ? And do you want those who have submitted a limerick to vote for any submission (including their own), vote for any submission except their own, or simply abstain?

Just post your vote here. No voting for yourself. As I know who wrote what I'll be able to discount votes for your own work.

If that doesn't work we can use PMs next time - if there is a next time. Interest has been slight this time.

I'll kick off. Apart from my own I like #5 best.

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Number four gets my vote. Its author followed more of the rules than the writers of the others, and rule following seems to be a virtue.

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Can't help noticing that you seem to have voted for yourself there jt. Bit of a giveaway was that you posted the original with your name attached above in this thread.

I will vote for number 5, primarily as I love the wordplay in L5. I don't know whether it would survive OEDILF workshopping, though