[QUOTE]Originally posted by Proofreader:
public dump: defecating in the street

. Love this one!

Does anyone remember where Bernie borrowed "Feel the Bern"?

(I cannot help remember, as an avid fan of her VHS tape in the early '80's) Alas (not), then came 3 serial pregnancies... Since then my weight has rarely dipped below just-pre-delivery wt for all 3!

Try this.

Go Daddy: What you do when she mentions pregnancy.

Pig Latin: In ancient Romr, the language spoken by a prostitute.

"Being bad isn't good, you'll soon learn
Since that Satan is waiting his turn".
But laughed at my mom.
"There's no Devil to harm."
Then I died. Now I'm feeling the burn.

imperfection: What you call a little devil who's a ten.

LAUNDER - the Los Angeles subway

LAUNDRY - the Southern California drought is over !

Trumpet: the nominee's daughter
pig's feet: the first thing you notice on a prostitute with size 12 shoes.

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Originally posted by Proofreader:
pig's feet: the first thing you notice on a prostitute with size 12 shoes.

Changing times: that used to be a cop with size 12 shoes.

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Originally posted by haberdasher:

Changing times: that used to be a cop with size 12 shoes.

Hmmmm... Haberdasher the flower child.

LAKESIDE Been boating for fifteen days

Sturm und Dung US politics

caustic: a rod used to beat a crow

ARTICLE - and the Round Table erupted in laughter

PIRATICAL - that's wrong, actually; the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter is a transcendental number, not a square root

TARNATION - Univ of North Carolina Fan Club

BRUINS - what goes on in the Craft Beer plant

YUKON - entertainment at the luau

TIDE - the score is even in the Alabama game

In the spirit of ARTICLE and PIRATICAL:

PARTICLE - one of the many ways a child can make Dad lose control

PRACTICAL - young love in the chemistry lab