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I was surprised at how much trouble this has given people. Anyway, here are the contenders.

1.
I once knew a boor from West Bromwich
Whose manners would make a guest vomitch
He'd drool and he'd smack
His choppers-- click-clack--
While eating a chicken-breast sahmitch

2.
Tom Peeping, a lad from West Brom,
Was shunned by young women, lest Tom
Had been named not in jest
And had seen them undressed--
Thus solo he went to West's prom

3
I took a young gal to the prom, which
Was way down the road in West Bromwich - 
In the Black country where
Their speech is a scare,
And her hand holding made my right palm itch!

4
After I dined in West Bromwich
I felt quite a pain in my stomich
Then came an eruction
And then a deduction:
I felt that I'd really best vomich.

5
There's a short-order cook in West Bromwich
Whose ingredients bought him much homwich
And he baked his own bread
For without it, he said,
Why, you simply can't make a good Somwich

6
A lecturer once in West Bromwich
Was the cleric, the great Ivan Ilich.
Despite being defrocked
His mouth was not socked -
Spoke his mind from New York to Greenwich.

Question:
Which is your favourite? Vote now.

Choices:
1
2
3
4
5
6

 


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
 
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They're small. I'll take two.
 
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I did the same
 
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I'm not surprised, Bob.
 
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How's about a few more votes? It seems that people are enjoying the holidays on Wordcraft, though my Facebook has been very active. It is interesting comparing the two.
 
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Four measly votes? Can we have a few more, pretty please?
 
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Sorry, the poll won't let me vote twice.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAwuSK36Gw


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Hmmm, interesting, but am I missing something?
 
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Just saying how quiet it is around here lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho


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Ah - yes, it has been. Unfortunately I haven't been helpful either. It seems that something always has come up recently - just after I sent out that PM to our members. Any other thoughts on what I can do?
 
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Happy new year - fellow limericists (the spell check doesn't think it's a word, and even if it isn't, perhaps it should be)!

I am logging in to Wordcraft for the 1st time in 2016, and just cast a vote, but I see it didn't help much by forcing a tie in the game. Well done to all of you who had a crack, I couldn't come up with anything worth sharing.


Regards Greg
 
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Bob, it's up to you.
 
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Ahem, Bob. Your choice. If you don't select one we won't be able to do the next game until you are back from Singapore. Frown
 
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Here are the names of the contributers

1 bethree5
2 bethree5
3 Kalleh
4 Geoff
5 haberdasher
6 Geoff

and it is currently between 2 and 3. In a free vote I'd've gone for number 4 but as that won't help matters here I'll say 3. Over to you Kalleh.


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Ah...thanks so much, Bob! I'm off to a conference tomorrow so I'll post something tonight.
 
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