Okay time to vote folks. Disappointing quantity but hopefully we have made up for it with quality:

1
In a brawl in a pub in Echuca
With a cheat in a lost game of snooker,
I was suddenly decked
'Cause I didn't detect
The the cheat was a damn mollydooker.

Note: mollydooker is the Aussie equivalent of southpaw

2
On the Murray's green banks in Echuca
There would sit an old gent name o' Lucca
Who shared with kindly gladness,
His Mullumbimby Madness
From the multiple stems of his hookah.

3
A prizefighter known in Echuca
Was odds on to beat a palooka
From west Wharparilla
But the ringer, a killer
Had a right like a mighty bazooka.

4
On the river in pretty Echuca,
While smoking my Indian hookah,
I found my true love;
We fit like a glove.
And wow! He was really a lookah!

5
A hippie who lived in Echuca
Sought enlightenment up in Menucha.
The guru was fake;
Said, “Sit on my snake!”
So she kicked his ass clear to Paducah.

6
On a steamboat up near Echuca
And deep in a tight game of euchre,
I had the game won
Till her blouse came undone
And out popped her big left bazooka!

7
Why wouldn't the town tell a spruiker
Hired especially to sell Echuca,
That his snake oil pitch
For tea-tree's a bitch?
It might well be thus: Melaleuca!

Note: In case you missed it, aurally, "thus: Melaleuca" = "the smell o' lucre"

Question:
So get your votes in now!

Choices:
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This message has been edited. Last edited by: Greg S,

quote:

The the cheat was a damn mollydooker.

Don't want to edit it now, because someone has already voted (and editing resets the poll), but there is a typo in Line 5 of Limerick 1, it should be:

That the cheat was a damn mollydooker.

Hopefully someone will break the 4-way tie soon. I would prefer not to have to do it, since 3 of the 7 limericks are mine.

It's broken. We now have a two-way tie atm!

Hi Folks,

No need for me to break the tie with a casting vote since both the limericks with 2 votes are mine. I will start a new game shortly.

Limericks were from:

1 - me - glad a couple of people liked it - I did too.
2 - B35 - this one had me so convinced it was a fair-dinkum (Aussie slang for genuine) story, I started looking for Lucca on the Web. Love the Mullumbimby Madness too.
3 - B35 - if this had been in the tie I might have voted for it.
4 - Kalleh - I think if you run back through the history I think you'll find Kalleh has found her true love many different times and in the strangest of places.
5 - Geoff - clever use of multiple place names to get the Echuca rhymes.
6 - me - obviously its slightly blue storyline won it a couple of votes.
7 - me - my favourite of mine, but it didn't garner a vote, yet I thought it was a killer and would win for sure.

Well, for whatever it's worth, #2 go my vote. I thought "o' Lucca" was the name of a person (O'Lucca).

To me, it, and only one other, had full-rhymes; all the others settled for "near-rhymes" from what I could tell. And the "Mullumbimby Madness" put it over the edge it for me.

Hi Tom,

o' = of

As for your so called near rhymes, it depends on your local pronunciation. The somewhat lazy Aussie version of English means that nouns ending in -er are indistinguishable from those ending in -a in the Antipodes.

quote:

Originally posted by Greg S:

o' = of

As for your so called near rhymes, it depends on your local pronunciation. The somewhat lazy Aussie version of English means that nouns ending in -er are indistinguishable from those ending in -a in the Antipodes.

"... gent name o' Lucca" would make the gent's name Lucca, to my mind.

I think you are right about the pronunciation and I misspoke. I have heard similar pronunciations like you describe here in the states depending on the local accent. In rhyme, I like to use the particular pronunciation that "makes it rhyme" and was judging those other limericks a little unfairly.

Still I "prefah" (prefer) no. 2

New game is posted.