Oregon has several odd place names: Drain, Riddle, Wankers Corner () and Zig Zag to name a few, but the best known is probably Boring.

Before real estate developers destroyed Oregon, I would join the Portland Wheelmen Touring Club and bicycle from Portland to Boring on Saturday mornings. As we approached, we were greeted by a sign for the Boring Gospel Hall. Seemed appropriate, in my opinion. We would stop at the Boring Dairy Queen, which oddly chose to place its bicycle parking adjacent to the disabled car parking spot. Disabled bicycle parking??? Then there were the fire trucks with "BFD" in their sides.

Let's see what lunacy we can create with Boring Limericks.

Thanks for taking over for me, Geoff! I really couldn't even begin to think of anything at the moment. Boring is an interesting place name or is that a boring place name? Anyway, I am not sure if I will participate in this one. I have been thinking of taking a little time offline to recoup. I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed at the moment. However, if something comes to mind, I will enter. Thanks again!!!

I do hope you get to feeling better and write another great one this time!

This will be a pleasant change, an absolute plethora of rhymes, and pretty much pronounced identically by us all.

Some good ones are in already. Keep them coming!

Great choice! I'll get one in today.

Great word, Geoff. Mine will be in soon.

Oops, what happened to mine: taxes!
I'll try to finish one tonight.

Don't have one yet, but please wait for me!
I'll get there.

sent mine

As son as I see B35's we'll have all the likely entrants. Some dandies in there! The competition will be stiff.

Got Bob's, Haberdasher's and Bethree5's, but just realized Kalleh's is missing. Since Shufutz is posting again, how about one from him?

Mine is finally in. Sorry about that, Geoff.