"This Viagra just doesn't work," said Tom, inscrutably.

"That's a hard one," she said, feelingly.

"Iwasn't aware it was that time of the month," he said, stiffly.

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But what happened to all the Swifties we've been posting for the last few years???

I am not sure. I looked for some other threads as this one seemed very old, but I couldn't find them with the search words I used. I am sure it's here somewhere.

These are great, guys!

"Write more of those Swifties," Tom said haltingly!

"You have beautiful boobies," Tom said, bitterly.

"Just how many children do you have. Mrs. Dionne?" Tom asked, broodingly.

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And five of them all came at once.

"Ewwwww, what a sticky mess," she ejaculated.

Madame Dionne, not being a dunce
Counting all, including the runts.
She said let me see
There's one two and three
And five of them all came at once.

"I'm waiting with bated breath," the fish said catchingly.

For the record, I did find the word eye-cathingly, though not necessarily catchingly.

"What do you mean, don't eat the cow pattie?" asked Tom, foul-mouthedly.

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"What do you mean, don't eat the cow pattie?" asked Tom, foul-mouthedly.

"Because, dear Tom, we use the dried ones in our stoves," she said warmly.

"May I come, too?" asked Tom, spunkily.

"I prefer to sleep alone, Mr. Madoff," said Tom conjoinedly.

"I dislike foreplay," said Tom unfeelingly.

"I could go for some shellfish," said Tom clamourously.