Wordcrafters are invited to submit entries in this non-competition based on the following question:

Without commenting on why the person involved might find himself or herself there, how might a famous person (or fellow Wordcrafter) be welcomed to Hell?

I'll start it off -


"Welcome to Hell, R.E. Have a couple of Zima's!"

How subtle. If the Zima doesn't do it, the greengrocer's apostrophe will send Richard over the edge.

Welcome to Hell CJ, you're bunking in with a guy named Richard...

Nice one, B.H. Allow me to counter with:

"Welcome to Hell, Bob. You'll be bunking with Lewis Carrol."

"Welcome to Hell, jheem. It's very epicaricatic to see you here."

Oh, for Heaven's sake, wordnerd, you surely stole mine!

"Welcome to Hell, wordnerd. Take a look at our official dictionary where 'schadenfreude' became a common English word in 1650."

Welcome to Tantalus, Asa, where you can read the board, but can't start a new thread.

"Your arrival in Hell has been anticipated, Kalleh. You've got reservations at that totally "hot" resort - The Geo W Bush Ranch."

[Note to Asa: At the top left corner, go to "new," and then "discussion," and you can start a thread. I need to update the "Hints to Posting" thread in Community now that the board has changed. Send me a PM if that doesn't work.]

For KHC:

Inspired by KHC!
Higgledy Piggledy
Shufitz of Wordcrafter,
Though he's my husband, we
Often agree!

One little thorn is G.
W. Kalleh's so
Anti-Republican;
Shufitz says "si!"

Hell for Shu: "Welcome to a long, hot stay, Shu. Here are your bunk mates: Howard Dean and William Clinton."
[Let's face it, it could be worse; it could be John Gacy!]