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Way down upon the Pee Dee River, far, far away...
Uh, wrong river, but it IS a Southern town. Cheraw is a short distance from my birthplace in South Carolina.

Here's a little history, and how to pronounce it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheraw,_South_Carolina

Send me the absolutely worst limericks you can about my relatives.
 
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Just a quick note about pronunciation for all non-Brits here.

Remember that for us words like "raw" and "more" are perfect rhymes.

Just so that you know...


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
 
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Brit, Aussie, or Yanqui, nobody's sent me anything. Send limericks, please.
 
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"Raw" rhymes with "more" in The Antipodes too!


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Just to muddy the waters more, as a very young boy I remember folks pronouncing it, "Cherry."

Rhyme it as you will - just rhyme it! Still no limericks.
 
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"Raw" and "more" rhyme? Geez! That must be why I never win. Wink

I'll send you one tomorrow, Geoffrey.
 
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Thank you, Miriam. Big Grin

I assume it's "rore" and "more," not "raw" and "maw."

As for dialect, remember JFK saying, "Cuber" when we West Coast types said, "Cubah?"

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One limerick so far; I need six or nine more.
 
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I kinda like Miriam, Geoff. Wink
 
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I assume it's "rore" and "more," not "raw" and "maw."

All exactly the same vowel sound to me! I can't even imagine another pronunciation. And they still sound the same when I hear those words pronounced on US and UK TV Shows??


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However you say it, it'll be clear once we see your limericks, so git 'em in!
 
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Mine is in. You have it don't you?


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Yes, I have it. Just two so far. I need MORE!!!
 
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Is mine your favorite? Wink
 
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Well there's a 50-50 chance that it is. Perhaps even higher given my apparently peculiar accent.


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Your accent's not peculiar - ours is! Big Grin

I've got a few more, so will publish tomorrow.
 
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Since I do not know how to post these in a poll, I'll present them here and let some computer-savvy person redo it in the (for me) impossible to decipher poll format:

1. When Geoffrey was born in Cheraw,
In South Carolina his paw
And his maw were so thrilled,
Excited, fulfilled -
Though his sister just sneered and said, "Blah!"

2. I once told a chap crying poor
'Bout the high price of sex in Cheraw
To stop if once bitten,
But he said he's smitten,
And can't help but go back for more!

3. A Welshman who came to Cheraw
Decided to take him a squaw
They built a nice tepee
O'erlooking the Pee Dee
And bred half-breeds per common law.

4. I've heard it said, down in Cheraw,
They've got them some new kind of law,
says, folks who do pee-pee
In our river Pee-Dee
Will in our jail soon some time draw.

5. There once was a man from Cheraw
Who liked to spit his daily chaw
Down into the Pee Dee,
But folks found this seedy,
And made his deed against the law.

6. Said a virile young man of Cheraw
Whose lover kept asking for more
"I will do what I can
But since we began
I'm becoming increasingly sore.

7. Said a lusty young lass of Cheraw
"You plead that you're reddened and sore
And you can't sate my need
So it's 'Goodbye' indeed
I need someone who can just give me more.

8. Millie, a girl from Cheraw
Rolled in the grass in the raw
With Billy Bob Tilley-
She did sumthin' silly,
Now someone calls them Maw and Paw!

They all Do rhyme, so stand outside your particular dialect and select one.
 
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Geoff, I posted it in poll form for you
 
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