Since the Bluffing Game is stalled and the Limerick Game is in limbo, may I suggest something else to do? How about tossing out a word, then punning it to pieces? I'll start with the word, shoes:
I knew a low-life couple once. He was a real heel; she was a vamp
Please continue this story, y'all!
July 27, 2017, 08:28
Greg S
And the vamp had his leather up 'er ...
Regards Greg
July 27, 2017, 12:13
<Proofreader>
Did he really pump her?
July 27, 2017, 17:06
Geoff
Yes, and, being the heel that he was, he left quite a welt.
July 27, 2017, 18:19
<Proofreader>
I understand all his propositions were defeated.
July 27, 2017, 21:36
Kalleh
FYI, the Limerick Game is posted. I gave up waiting for someone to take over selecting the winner so I took Shu's limerick out of the running.
July 28, 2017, 04:30
Geoff
OK, but where's your shoe pun??? (Not Shu pun!)
July 28, 2017, 05:42
<Proofreader>
Posting Limerick Game info here is the act of a sneaker.
July 28, 2017, 06:44
sattva
Oh, she was just being a loafer or trying to get everyone's attention (which she did, i might add).
July 28, 2017, 07:58
Greg S
quote:
Yes, and, being the heel that he was, he left quite a welt.
But then he laced her up, and slipped it inner ... ahh ... sole. He then untied her and threw her under the bed.
But she got him back when she stitched him up and got her straps out.
Somehow though they were quite a happy pair and cobbled together a good marriage.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Greg S,
Regards Greg
July 28, 2017, 08:05
Greg S
This despite the fact that she had booted him out on more than one occasion. But he could always made her happy when he got his tongue out.
Regards Greg
July 28, 2017, 08:11
Greg S
Nobody thought their relationship would last so long.
Regards Greg
July 28, 2017, 08:31
<Proofreader>
Please don't laugh at her adultery since t isn't nice to moccassin.
July 28, 2017, 13:10
Geoff
She took a shine to 90-proof shoe polish, and gave him a good waxing. "Now," he said, "I know what happens when eyelet her up.
July 28, 2017, 14:55
<Proofreader>
What's the bname for the plastic tip on a shoelace?
July 28, 2017, 17:14
tinman
Aglet
July 28, 2017, 17:42
Greg S
I dropped in to see them once and was shocked to see them both answer the door wearing thongs*.
* This pun probably only works in Australia, where a thong, whilst also being known as another word for a G-String, is more commonly used to refer to a type of footwear most of you probably call "flip-flops".
Regards Greg
July 28, 2017, 17:58
Greg S
They invited me in, but before long he asked her for sex, and although she had cold feet he still tried to slipper one.
Regards Greg
July 28, 2017, 21:53
sattva
quote:
Originally posted by Greg S: I dropped in to see them once and was shocked to see them both answer the door wearing thongs*.
* This pun probably only works in Australia, where a thong, whilst also being known as another word for a G-String, is more commonly used to refer to a type of footwear most of you probably call "flip-flops".
Similar here, a thong is either a skimpy pair of underwear that leaves the derriere mostly exposed or a pair of flip-flops.
July 29, 2017, 05:37
Geoff
At least the heel and the vamp didn't flip-flop in their relationship. They probably didn't Converse about it much.
July 29, 2017, 13:16
Geoff
He got stuck after bending her over the counter and had to call Doc Martens to get him free.
August 01, 2017, 16:26
Geoff
It seems this word has reached its end. Would someone please select another word to abuse?
August 24, 2017, 13:04
Geoff
Why did the English make light of Jeanne d'Arc? (Anglo-French pun, here, folks)
August 24, 2017, 18:36
arnie
They made an early version of an arc light?
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
September 22, 2017, 05:43
Geoff
quote:
Originally posted by arnie: They made an early version of an arc light?
An arcane reference.
How about giving us a new word to mistreat, arnie?