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Don't really know where this goes, so........

I was listening to one of my favorite songs today and there is a line in it that got me to thinking:

"The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket." razz

Well, you can carry a bucket, and you can carry a tune and carry means something slightly different in each sense. Put them together, and it is quite comical. Can you think of any more lines like this that make you chuckle?
 
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"I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention!" wink
 
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That kid isn't spoiled. He just smells that way. wink
 
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He's so slow he can't even catch a cold.

She's so stupid she flunked her blood test.


(OK, I admit it: the original was pregnancy test.)
 
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It is bad manners to break your bread and roll in your soup? razz
 
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
 
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Zsa Zsa Gabor once observed: "I'm a very good housekeeper. Each time i get divorced, i keep the house.
 
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Welcome, Epi! Big Grin

Great quote! It is always fun to bring up these really old threads.
 
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A joke or a thread is never old so long as there is a new audience.
 
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I was looking for the author of this gem ...

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

((( * Steven Seagal )))

... and serendipitously I found THIS, which I think might give us a grin or two.
 
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