This post isn't word-related. It's just something I saw and wanted to share.

Jeanne's Two Laws of Chocolate:
1. If there is no chocolate in the house, there is too little; some must be purchased.
2. If there is chocolate in the house, there is too much; it must be consumed.

I must have an odd wife - she hoards the stuff! I think she's a Chocolate Mormon: Two years' supply in the pantry.

You've got your nerve, calling her odd!

Don't worry. She'll get even.

Trying to make this into a word post, Shu, I looked chocolate up in the OED to see if I could find anything linguistically interesting, and I couldn't. However, I found this very nice quote from from the Sunday Glasgow Herald (Electronic ed.) 1 Apr., 2001: "There's nothing better to warm the cockles than a really good soup, a spicy curry and - for sheer chocoholic indulgence - a smooth dark chocolate tart."

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Originally posted by Kalleh:
- a smooth dark chocolate tart."

Hmm ...