Here is a funny, informative guide to common English.

I hate this claim that figurative literally is illiterate. All language is figurative. Why is literally the only word we're not supposed to use figuratively. What about really, truly, actually, very.

How about hyperbolically? Where is the woman in the video? All I see is makeup.

She's a character in a long-running satirical series, Mrs. Betty Bowers, ultra-Christian.

Totally love it (though she'd probably hate "totally," too ).

Particularly I thought her comment about complaining of political correctness, and yet being offended by "Happy Holidays," was right on (she'd probably hate that phrase, too).