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Last week was National Library Week, and one of my favorite online comics celebrated by re-running this strip with library-related Tom Swifties. Can you think of others?


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There's a long thread already running in Wordplay.


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Ah yes, of course, Arnie - thanks!


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They're so fun, though, aren't they?
 
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"Here, let me put your arm back on," Tom rejoined.
 
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"This book has fallen apart," Caterwauller said spinelessly.


It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
 
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I just learned that a Norwegian writer developed the international book cataloging system: Henrik Isbn. He lived in a Doll's House with a compulsive eater named Hedda Gobbler. Her brother with urinary problems, Pee-er Gynt, was An Enemy of The People for having goosed The Wild Duck.


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"There's a linguist among us!" Tom said Goofyly.


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"Oo ay Eiffel Tower?" Tom asked gauchely.
"This way sir," the gendarme pointed adroitly.
 
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"Yes, I am left-handed," said Tom, sinisterly.
 
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"Where is the list of goods I shipped," Tom said manifestly.

"Where's the nearest Hobby Lobby," Thomasina said craftily.

"I'll show you exactly what porn I'm talking about, " the senator said explicitly.


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"I had sex with those twins," said Tom, intuitively.
 
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Oh, you are bad, Proof! Wink
 
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"I know a doctor who can sew your hand back on," was Tom's rejoinder.

"Be careful at the hockey game," said Tom, puckishly.

"Sorry I hit your car with my hatchet," said Tom, accidentally.
 
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"Be careful at the hockey game," said Tom, puckishly.

Ford Motor Corporation now makes a car just for hockey players. http://www.google.com/imgres?i...0CCIQ9QEwAA&dur=3920


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"Have a heart," Tom said bleedingly!
 
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"I need cardiac surgery" said Tom, open heartedly.


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"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't wolf your food," Tom said doggedly.


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"My, what big teeth yu have, grandma,' said 7-year-old (soon to be 8) Red Riding Hood.

"How did my foot get up my butt?" asked Tom, contortedly.
 
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"help me sew this meat so we can cook it," Tom lambasted.
 
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