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When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company." Razz
 
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Just remember, Morgan, I work with nursing education. My students give each other injections, start IVs on each other, make beds with students in them, insert nasogastric tubes, and do all sorts of "exams" on each other. I remember bringing my baby in for the pediatric faculty to perform a Denver Development test on my baby in front of the class.
A nurse practitioner friend of mine once offered her husband for a class. Little did he know that in front of 20 women nurse practitioner students the instructor performed a prostate exam on him. He didn't speak to his wife for weeks after that!
 
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