NPR piece on Eggcorns - anyone else hear it? Click here to listen.
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Many years ago, when it was considered scandalous for unmarrieeds to live together, my brother was between marriages and living with his now-wife. My mother was outraged, thinking it discredited her good name. One night she was very happy and told me, "Your brother is going to get married in May." I was surprised because I had just seen him and he didn't say anything to me.
Later, I called him and mentioned the conversation. He laughed and said she misheard him. It seems my mother asked him, for the hundredth time, if he was going to marry Joan. And he replied, "We may."
Give a man a fish and he can eat for one day; give a man a fishing pole and he will find an excuse to never work again.
Nollidj is power.
Language Log mentions this, plus other eggcorny links, including the first post there about them in 2003.
Note that it has taken until now for the word to make it into Merriam-Webster, but it made the OED in 2010 and the AHD in 2011.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Ah, yes. Loved the links on Language Log. Still, I get eggcorns, malapropisms and mondegreens mixed up.