What could be more fascinating than human beings, in all our endless variety? This week we’ll present some nouns and adjectives for describing various personalities in our lives.

loquacious – given to much talking; very talkative

Your friend the patrolman says a great deal. … I never suspected that he could be so loquacious or that he was capable of such perceptive comment.
– John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

MW says that the word loquacious “suggests the power of expressing oneself articulately, fluently, or glibly.” I disagree: to me the word usually focuses on the high quantity of free and easy speech, regardless of its quality. But hey! I’m not the expert.

Here are two other shadings of the general concept of talkativeness.

garrulous [noun form: garrulity] – talkative – usually in a negative sense of being long and rambling, wordy; or trivial; and tedious, tiresome and annoying).

Typically applied to the elderly, with the condescending sense of “Well, we can be charitable toward the old fool.”

She isn't wicked: she's only a silly, garrulous old woman who has got into a habit of grumbling, and feels that a little kindness, and rest, and change would due [sic] her all right.
– C. S. Lewis, The Great Divorce

voluble – talkative (stressing fluency or glibness; rapid and ready of speech)

[U.S football players] Upshaw and Shell also had adjoining lockers in the Raiders’ dressing room. Though Shell is quite intelligent, few writers ever discovered that because he was so quiet. Upshaw was not. Almost from the beginning, he was an articulate, voluble speaker. Writers and broadcasters gravitate naturally to players like that because they provide the needed quotes and sound bites …
– Pro Football Weekly, Aug. 26, 2008

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I disagree: to me the word usually focuses on the high quantity of free and easy speech, regardless of its quality.

Verbose?

scapegrace – an incorrigible scamp; a rascal. (Often with the semi-complimentary sense of “a likeable rascal”.)

Like many reformed villains …, the home secretary has decided to recast himself as a loveable rogue, a charming scapegrace.
– Guardian Unlimited, Jan. 30, 2001

Here's an little-known word for a very common personality. We all know this type of person. Many of us are this type of person. It’s nice to have a name for it.

misocapnist – person who hates tobacco smoke

As smoking in misocapnist North America is declining, cigarettes are cheap and plentiful in Korea.
– K. Lee Washington, A Jewel Amid the Yellow Dust

A no-nonsense, colorful word today.

crepe-hanger – a gloomy pessimist; a kill-joy
[originally, one who hung up crepe (black silk, formerly used for mourning clothes) as a sign of mourning. Also spelled with the hyphen omitted, either as one word or as two separate words.]

There are rules for almost anything you could name. Here is a set for how to avoid being popular. … Score on six and only your mother can love you. … 2. Complain. Take the negative attitude every time. Be a crepehanger.
– (Chicago) Suburbanite Economist, Feb. 28, 1971

. . .”This is how we’re going to handle campaign contributions.”
. . .“What campaign contributions?” asked Peck. "Our money's drying up. We're damned near broke."
. . ."Peck," said Leon with a note of irritation in his voice, "you are an incurable crepe hanger.. Don’t worry. The money will come.”
– Robert Laxalt, The Governor's Mansion

pillock – British: a stupid person; a fool, an idiot [orig. Scottish for “penis”]

Apparently an unkind word not to be used in good company, and used figuratively (“You stupid pillock!”) rather than literally. Can our British readers explain further?

[Iain’s adult son has insulted his lady friend.]
Iain tched … . You’re haverin’ love. I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with that pillock son I spawned.
- Katie MacAlister, Men in Kilts

My wife fled the minute she saw me and I was left standing in the middle of the room with a bunch of flowers in my hand, looking like a complete pillock.
– Europe Intelligence Wire, Feb. 27, 2007

Bonus Word:
haver – 1. Scottish: to talk foolishly; babble. 2. British: to act in an indecisive manner.

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misocapnist – person who hates tobacco smoke

I love it! While I haven't worked in pulmonology for a few years now, I should know this word, but I hadn't heard of it. I am familiar with the words hypercapnia and hypocapnia, which relate to increased or decreased amounts of carbon dioxide in the blood. I know that they originate from the Greek word kapnos, meaning smoke. Obviously this word also derives from kapnos.

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[orig. Scottish for “penis”]

Apparently an unkind word not to be used in good company, and used figuratively (“You stupid pillock!”) rather than literally. Can our British readers explain further?

Um ...

I think it's rather obvious why it's not used much in polite company, bearing in mind its literal meaning.

I've heard sailors say, "Don't call him a prick -- that's part of a MAN !!"

ultracrepidarian - beyond one's knowledge or province; pertaining to opinions given on matters beyond one's knowledge.

You have been well-called an ultracrepidarian critic.

Welcome rainman! Nice to see you here, and that is a great word.

Thanks for your welcome Kalleh.

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ultracrepidarian - beyond one's knowledge or province; pertaining to opinions given on matters beyond one's knowledge.

hmm, this reminds me of a debater I was just watching last night...

Male or female?

When she said she knows about Foreign Policy because Russia is visible from Alaska, someone wrote, "I can see the moon. Does that make me an astronaut?"

Her international experience is even broader now because when she was in Arizona, she could see Mexico.

We've discussed ultracrepidarian here before, and I love the way it evolved. Scroll down to Wordnerd's explanation.

Well as long as we've got pillock here, we might as well have a couple of his archaic friends derived from the old scrotum

cullion - a mean and despicable wretch
cully - a fool or dupe; also to fool or cheat.

[Middle English coilon, testicle, from Old French coillon, from Latin culleus, bag.]

entheomania (noun) - an abnormal state in which one thinks one
is inspired.
Some of our politicians are given to bouts of entheomania.