Sorry... I meant Tinman

He was so dumb...............

He went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn't find any.

disguise yourself as a starbuck's.

ok, "arnie". but how do i get the picture on the web? i tried opening a location in navigator or composer, but that didn't work. do i have to upload it onto my webpage and then?

a squirrel suicide. it's by an artist, he also did a meteor hitting the pope.

i think he calls "this bibidibobidiboo", or something. no way out.

thanks "arnie"I

I heard a good one today: "She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer!"

"She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer!"
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So, she's a forking idiot?

Asa, do you perhaps have a new girlfriend -- leading to your particular in interests in drawers and spooning?

Asa, do you perhaps have a new girlfriend -- leading to your particular in interests in
drawers and spooning?
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Well, I do have someone who's new to me, but she's not really new. At our ages, we're pretty well used. Now, before I discuss the spoon position, I feel we should table this matter. And, no, Shufitz, she's of slender figure - her cup(s) do not "runneth over."

MEN! Gotta love 'em, but they can be so annoying!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack to dumber than....how about a little song by Trisha Yearwood..."She's in Love With the Boy"

Her daddy says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to brains, he got the short end of the stick"

All foam, no beer.

As smart as bait.

A few clowns short of a circus.

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.

When they were passing out brains, he thought they said trains, and said he would pass.

a defendant on Judge Judy. or the plaintiff.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He couldn't cut soft butter with a hot knife!

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

He has his solar panels on the north side.

He doesn't have both oars in the water.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

The cheese slid off her cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Often our local board of education is as dumb as a piece of wood, and makes a real
ash of itself.
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The whole board, or just a splinter group?

Asa, whose girlfriend's daughter took her training bra back because she couldn't teach it to do anything.

A fire that just doesn't glow.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

And........in honor of today's word for the day from Wordcrafter......

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by arnie:
wfc,

+ First, find your picture on the Web.+


You should NEVER direct link to images on someone else's server, unless YOU are willing to pay for their hosting fees since this eats up bandwidth, which the person has to pay for every time you direct link to an image on their server. Also notice your direct link did not work.

Pam

True, Pam. And there's a further reason, for your own sake.

If you link directly to their site, then your link won't work it they later change their site. For example, many sites for published syndicated cartoons show only the last month's worth or so. Once that month has passed, your link to it will no longer work.

The solution is to copy the image you want onto a site of your own, or in which you participate -- and msn community, for example -- and then post in wordcraft a link to that copy.

PS: Welcome, Pam!

People should also ASK for permission before taking images also... copyrights do apply to the web. The image that arnie was linking to is copyrighted...

Wordnerd, thank you for the welcome.

Pam

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The solution is to __copy the image you want onto a site of your own,__ or in which you participate -- and msn community, for example -- and then post in wordcraft a link to that copy.

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True, but if someone copied images from my website in that way without asking me first and I found out about it I'd be quite annoyed. If I were asked first I'd give permission providing a copyright notice was included. Common sense and common curtesy suggest that permission should be sought - and if they don't then protecting yourself from potential legal action should.

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He's been taking Brain Be Gone pills

As dumb as rocks...

Welcome, Pam!

Pam and BobHale, interesting points. While I am not a lawyer, I would love to know more about rights on the web. People link to sites all the time. On another site someone linked to a picture of me that was part of my university's website; that made me uneasy.

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Originally posted by Asa Lovejoy:
He's been taking Brain Be Gone pills

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Was that referring to me ? If so I'd appreciate a little further clarification of your exact point please so that I can refute it.
If not then maybe you could clarify the question of who you believe has been taking these 'Brain Be Gone' pills.



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Read all about my travels around the world here.

Was that referring to me ?
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No, Bob, I was just trying to post something pertinent to the original thread! I guess I should have mentioned that!

Asa, practicing "accidental yoga." That's the position wherein one places both feet in his mouth.

Dumber than...

...someone who has forgotten the original thread !



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Asa notes, "position wherein one places both feet in his mouth".

That is technically referred to (no doubt) as dontopedalogy.

(P.S. I'm not making this up. I think Prince Phillip coined the term, from dont-=teeth and pedal=foot.).