supercede: the Man of Steel's sperm batman: what the Mrs. called the Count judicious: challah, matzohs, and latkes
June 27, 2014, 20:23
<Proofreader>
assemblage: tattoo on a butt
June 28, 2014, 05:27
<Proofreader>
Today's [I]Shoe[/b] comic strip offered inspiration for the next one:
liability; a trait needed for success in politics.
June 28, 2014, 15:14
haberdasher
Or, putting the shoe on the other foot (or someplace, anyway) -
ASSET - a pert little posterior
Also, not to ignore Dorothy Parker; "If all the starlets in Hollywood were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." - that's another kind of lie-ability...
June 28, 2014, 16:17
<Proofreader>
possibility: what a gang can accomplish
June 29, 2014, 18:59
haberdasher
DISCUSS - wash your mouth out with soap
CORSET - Then ahead, Warp 3, Commander Data. Make it so.
June 30, 2014, 13:31
haberdasher
COMPOST - invitation to join a porn site
PERSIFLAGE - beat over the head with a heavy pocketbook
June 30, 2014, 16:40
<Proofreader>
persiflage: to wear the same colors as your pocketbook to blend in. perrywinkle: what Mr. Mason does to indicate he's fooled the jury.
June 30, 2014, 17:43
haberdasher
IMPROMPTU - both little devils having a good time
IRRELEVANT - a Colocasia gigantea plant
June 30, 2014, 20:19
<Proofreader>
forum: and I like vodka, too. Labrador retriever: what you call a garbage man in St. John's.
July 01, 2014, 12:16
<Proofreader>
bandage: music performed while in restraints. over-protective: doubled condoms edgewise: a honing expert cattycorner: gossip central pork chop: a low blow in karate
July 01, 2014, 18:53
haberdasher
CALISTHENICS - a logy lily
INTERLOCUTOR- to bury the Speaker. (Don't we wish, sometimes.)
HANSEATIC - Johnny, go find your Dutch Grandpa's ice skates
INEFFABLE - somehow you just can't swear at it
July 03, 2014, 09:33
<Proofreader>
insecure: a locked motel
July 03, 2014, 15:34
haberdasher
Did you know people used to let mosquitoes bite them to infect themselves with malaria to treat their syphilis? It's true. The high fever was poorly tolerated by the spirochetes.
Now that's an INSECURE if ever there was one!
July 04, 2014, 16:02
Geoff
Arguing with the Russian President:DISPutin'
July 05, 2014, 16:06
<Proofreader>
offhand: the penalty for thieves in Saudi Arabia. officiate: why did he have an upset stomach?This message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>,
July 06, 2014, 18:43
haberdasher
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:officiate: why did he have an upset stomach?
OFFAL - what he ate, and how he felt
July 06, 2014, 20:15
<Proofreader>
excrete: banished from the island
July 07, 2014, 06:05
<Proofreader>
mountebank:where Canadian police keep money.
July 07, 2014, 13:36
<Proofreader>
convent also conduct: a pipe bringing fresh air into a cell. concave: a hiding place from the law. convex: to irritate a prisoner. contempt: work release convocation; what a prisoner aspires to conspire: a prison belfry
July 08, 2014, 21:18
<Proofreader>
debunk: toss out of bed demonstrate; a non-gay devil devoted: no election for you down-trodden: a stepped-on duck Iowa: in her debt
July 08, 2014, 22:08
Greg S
Idaho - admits she's a tramp Alaska - but will she give you the answer Utah - Thank you too Florida - Had a bit more to drink than usual
Regards Greg
July 09, 2014, 13:07
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Vagina: found next to Washington, DC. truculent: here's the 18-wheeler I borrowed. trailer trash: what the sheriff removes during the eviction The Joy of Sex: Enclosed is your free sample of ViagraThis message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>,
July 09, 2014, 18:57
haberdasher
PARALLAX - I need something Oh, and I need something else, too.
TOTEM POLE - that guy from Krakow will carry anything.
July 09, 2014, 20:14
<Proofreader>
Virginia: A state men seek to discover that they may enter and inhabit it.
July 10, 2014, 07:26
haberdasher
GENIAL - like a Genie (Djinn, if you insist)
July 10, 2014, 14:57
<Proofreader>
dogma: a bitch rabies: more than one ruby sleepwalkers: Congress
July 11, 2014, 19:31
haberdasher
Do I dare?
[strikethrough]PELEAS[/strikethrough]PELLÉAS - a Brazilian soccer fan doing animal things after a World Cup loss
[Edit: correct spelling]This message has been edited. Last edited by: haberdasher,
July 13, 2014, 07:52
haberdasher
DISASTER - a flower was removed (see also LACKADAISICAL)
July 13, 2014, 08:00
<Proofreader>
quote:
DISASTER
What happened when the blonde backed into the propeller.
July 13, 2014, 11:58
<Proofreader>
primate: a busy-body wife conceal: a prisoner's pinniped contribute what is paid to the leader of a prison gang
July 13, 2014, 16:04
Geoff
If Lysol prevents tissue necrosis, is it a disinfarctant?
July 14, 2014, 08:42
<Proofreader>
antacid: LSD for insects
July 14, 2014, 16:07
haberdasher
ANTIPATHY - dislike of the cured meats, fresh cheeses, olives, and herbs served at the start of an Italian meal
and similarly
ANTIMONY - in favor of the barter system
ALABAMA - the President's son Alfred
BOARDING - a dent inside the barrel of my rifle
DILETTANTE - ring up my Father's sister who lives in France
July 14, 2014, 18:23
<Proofreader>
If you're out of wax paper, trifoil. Ask the doctor about your operation, and he'll tell you what you're info. assess; a female donkey unpack: a secret political organization that won't accept donations squash: a bug between two bricks
July 15, 2014, 13:02
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recurred: damn dog is pregnant again remitted:Romney might run again retard: fixed the driveway largesse: what the Kardashian girls have
July 15, 2014, 13:59
haberdasher
ARIAL - a type of Iranian money
APHID - an advanced degree in entymology
ANOREXIA - a vacuum cleaner that won't take in any dirt [alert: UScentric]
ANODYNE - a medicine to relieve pain, but without any force (compare ANNOUNCE)
ANDIRON - what else to do with the wash
July 15, 2014, 19:07
Geoff
ANODE What Shelly wrote to a Grecian Urn. Not the opposiite of a cathode, which a poem about a Cathar.
BTW, "retard" is what local folks do when the tread's all gone. And "boarding" can't be a dent in your rifle 'cuz it's spelt rong. It must be a dent in a hog.
July 15, 2014, 19:24
haberdasher
No, you silly, "retard" is how you describe folks who got to be 65 and stopped workin.
And listening to all these long silly stories when Ah could be out havin fun - that's whut Ah calls "boarding." Anode that all along.
July 15, 2014, 19:45
<Proofreader>
specialize:what your girl has along with her great body.
July 16, 2014, 04:17
haberdasher
MARGATE - where you get sent for spraying graffiti on the hinged fence opening
July 16, 2014, 08:21
Geoff
And Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs.
And retard at 65??? Hell, I wish!
July 16, 2014, 10:53
<Proofreader>
Is the opposite of bacteria fronteria?
July 16, 2014, 11:20
haberdasher
Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs - in Rome?
And a BACCHANAL is a minor side-street in Venice. Or possibly Amsterdam.
July 16, 2014, 12:08
<Proofreader>
undertaker: a thief in Australia
July 16, 2014, 15:10
Geoff
Does the thief specialize in underwear?
Unscrupulous someone who's lost his threaded fastener tool.
July 16, 2014, 15:11
Geoff
[QUOTE]Originally posted by haberdasher: Attica is where you get sent to live in the unfinished upstairs - in Rome?
No, New York.
July 16, 2014, 15:50
haberdasher
Ats-a right, too!
Signed, Chico
July 16, 2014, 18:32
haberdasher
UNDERMINED = the Subconscious
July 16, 2014, 20:09
<Proofreader>
automat: vending machine for cars Federal Espresso: Italian coffee caterers