MISFIT - boutique clothing store for young women *(for continuity; suggested by "Brisfit")
MISTAKE - what a kleptomaniac does
MISSING - I'm sorry, Mr. Shaw, the wrong note just came out... [explanatory note:that's Robert, not George Bernard)
MISTLETOE - just haul that Atlas ICBM over here, guys
MYSTERY - former President of South Korea [I didn't make that one up, but I don't have a citation for it]This message has been edited. Last edited by: haberdasher,
August 27, 2014, 17:37
haberdasher
not to mention
MOSQUITO - I had such a good time in Ecuador, I wish I could go back there
August 27, 2014, 20:11
<Proofreader>
misheard: rustle cattle mistrial; jump bail contrail: what the bloodhound follows Hoover dam: to curse a vacuum in England Beowulf: a stinky canine
August 28, 2014, 19:03
<Proofreader>
Isis: me, sibling
August 29, 2014, 04:12
haberdasher
SOY MILK - leche introducing itself
(not mine originally but good enough to share)
August 29, 2014, 05:28
<Proofreader>
Pasteurize milk: A cow walking by
August 31, 2014, 13:13
<Proofreader>
drag: the easiest way to walk a snake. slovenly: how every wife thinks her husband dresses.
November 05, 2014, 19:45
haberdasher
Did we use a variant of this one yet?
ASTEROID - Addison's Disease (no hydrocortisone)
November 10, 2014, 14:09
haberdasher
SINECURE - I've lost my distaste for trigonometry
November 22, 2014, 20:12
<Proofreader>
constable: where prisoners keep their horses convex: to irritate prisoners design: no talking at the hearing institute
November 25, 2014, 14:10
haberdasher
CONSTRAIN - how you get to Sing Sing
CONCORD - binds the chain gang together
CONFABULATION - Aesop the Felon submits his alibi
CON VOYAGE - farewell greeting to your friend who's leaving for Australia
CONFLAGRATION - You're only allowed one pennant per cell block
...We could make a whole new thread out of these!
November 26, 2014, 09:28
haberdasher
CONCENTRATION - The Prisoners' meals cost only a penny
Happy Thanksgiving, all !
November 29, 2014, 09:14
<Proofreader>
conceal: an imprisoned pinniped
November 29, 2014, 10:18
haberdasher
CONTRAIL - what a bloodhound does
[Oops; you did that one last August 27. Instead try CONTRACT - where they're planning to build that new prison]
November 29, 2014, 11:12
<Proofreader>
contract: religious leaflet for the born-again prisoner
November 29, 2014, 15:46
haberdasher
CONNOTE - 1. prisoner's IOU 2. taking classes behind bars 2. what's sung by the Sing-Sing choir
November 29, 2014, 17:45
<Proofreader>
contour: "Here's your cell, there's the kitchen and mess hall, there's the library. Don't go near the wall...."
November 29, 2014, 18:37
haberdasher
CANTATA - BEFORE: Indian industrial magnate found guilty AFTER: My sentence is up, and I'm outa here!
November 30, 2014, 15:52
<Proofreader>
constrain: the most common ailment on a chain gang
December 01, 2014, 04:01
haberdasher
contact - they had a prisoner install the carpet
December 01, 2014, 18:59
haberdasher
DYSAUTONOMIA = That's not my car!
December 02, 2014, 11:06
haberdasher
DECORATE - "Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink..."
December 02, 2014, 15:06
Geoff
DEHYDRATE Turn back into Dr Jekyll
December 02, 2014, 18:59
haberdasher
AGONIZE - to disarm
December 06, 2014, 16:02
Geoff
DISMISS Insulting a maiden or or marrying her.
December 06, 2014, 20:48
<Proofreader>
converse: inmate poetry
December 06, 2014, 21:29
<Proofreader>
concourse:an inmate's meal, or a rehabilitation class for prisoners conasta: variation of the game played outside the pen. contort: a prisoner's civil case conceit: the electric chair
December 07, 2014, 15:05
haberdasher
CONSTABLE - the prison roster in Excel format (and two or three others)
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December 07, 2014, 15:13
bethree5
Concave- solitary Concession - inmate group therapy Condiments - inmates on psych ward Condor- is barred & locked Confabulation - answer to 'what're ya in for?'
December 09, 2014, 16:27
Geoff
CONCRETE Locked up in a Greek island
CONRAD The coolest prisoner
CONSANGUINEOUS When all your kinfolk are locked up with you for marrying each other's sisters. (OK in Kentucky)
December 10, 2014, 01:36
arnie
quote:
Originally posted by haberdasher: contact - they had a prisoner install the carpet
contact Avoiding upsetting other prisoners.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
December 10, 2014, 06:01
<Proofreader>
convoyed: an empty prison
December 10, 2014, 11:16
Geoff
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader: convoyed: an empty prison
Or giving the prisoner a laxative.
December 11, 2014, 20:21
<Proofreader>
conflagration: one banner per prisoner concocted: inmate incest conceded: how they planted their garden
December 11, 2014, 22:20
arnie
consolation: Prisoner's sun bed.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
December 16, 2014, 14:43
<Proofreader>
conformation: a line-up consist: prison bed sore contrail; what the bloodhound follows to find an escapee
December 17, 2014, 07:41
<Proofreader>
confirm: a prison industry
December 21, 2014, 19:34
<Proofreader>
concavity: what the prison dentist fills concentrate: wage scale for prison work concurrent prison electricity, often wired to chairs distemper make steel softer tamper; install a female's menstrual device
January 08, 2015, 08:10
haberdasher
DISAVOW - make fun of my oath
DISCARD - what they're doing to Fat Albert
DISCOGRAPHY - a picture catalog of gears
January 08, 2015, 11:05
<Proofreader>
disavowal: make fun of the alphabet
January 08, 2015, 19:16
Geoff
Distill Unplow a field
disseminate When she douches right after you finish
January 08, 2015, 19:21
<Proofreader>
Progress: opposite of Congress infantile: floor covering made from babies teetotal: golf score
January 09, 2015, 12:31
<Proofreader>
debunk: toss out of bed debrief: strip naked
January 10, 2015, 07:01
<Proofreader>
condense: overcrowded prison
January 10, 2015, 16:28
Geoff
Constrain A prisoner's hernia
January 10, 2015, 17:11
<Proofreader>
conscript: TV prison movie
January 10, 2015, 19:22
<Proofreader>
display: work
January 10, 2015, 20:15
Greg S
remain: No. 1 - again repugnant: dog-like again rescued: off-line again reversed: wrote new lyrics rebelled: rang again refuse: rejoin relevant: abscond again relate: tardy again repulse: get the heart going again reserve: second service
Regards Greg
January 11, 2015, 05:55
<Proofreader>
remember: need I go on?
January 11, 2015, 09:34
haberdasher
Ever the pedant.
I'm going to reserve this e DIS-game thread for DIS- or DE- words, and put the others, like "regarding," under "redefinitions.""