I certainly hope I'm never in a horrible accident and diagonally.

There was a problem with one of our nuclear weapons and we are discrete.

George was mugged yesterday and divested of his valuables.

If you prick a balloon, there is no way to disburse it.

When they evicted me from my apartment for nonpayment of rent, I felt dislodged.


...... but when a generous friend lent me money to pay the rent, I was released.

If I have to go, I want to die nicely, not dynasty.

The archaic defininition of list meaning inclination or craving is preserved in the word listless, which offers a few good options...

The cancellation of the jousting tourney has resulted in a lot of listless ex-contestants.

The bored designated driver stood up and listlessly gathered up his companions.

"Tell me again--what do I need to get from the grocery?" I listlessly asked my wife.

Thee born-again Christian said he would dynamo.

Undecided as to whether she'd go out to dinner she said, "dinamite."

Did the late elderly spinster diverge?

They took a certain block of literature and modified all of its names of people, places, and things .... thus it became renowned.

Pirates are active again in the Caribbean so I guess it's been remained.

"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"

With a new windstorm approaching, the home-owner looked at his windows and decided it was time to reply.
After the storm passed, he noticed the house color was windblasted so he had to repent.

quote:

"left dislocation" = "she ain't here no more"

"right dislocation" = "put the house back on its foundation."

When Cain slew his brother the family became dis-abel-ed.

If Cain's brother was melted down into a butter substitute, would you call it Abelard?

In the final scene of The Birdcage, the conservative Senator in drag escapes the press by way of dis-guys.

My cleaning woman quit today, so I'm dismaid.

You know, if she was the Maid of Orleans then you might hear a clue to her whereabouts in Dijon.

Or she could perform her toilet in Dijon.

Wouldn't that sanctify it--make it all saint loo-ey?

While we are on place names...

Do you realize how hard it is to get food service in Decatur?

Now that the pedophile is gone, the kid is disabused.
I paid the court but they wanted more money, so I guess I'm refined.

When the FBI overheard Spitzer calling for a prostitute, he was "district."

In 1898, was Turkey "discrete"?

When my aunt moved to France, she was "distant".

Terrorists destroyed a foreign embassy, so they'll have to relegate.

I put tubeless Michelins on my 4WD. Now I'm retired.

My grass died so I have to recede.

After his hemorrhoid surgery, he declared himself assfixiated.

Once I turned 65, I retard.
Then my driveway got bumpy so I retard.
But it had already ruined my wheels, so I retard.
And my son signed up for another hitch in the Navy, so he retard.
And at Xmas, I often drink one and then re-hot-tardy.

When his CPA license was revoked, he was disfigured.

When the circumcision went awry, poor John was disjointed.

Alaskans are having trouble getting to an island since they've been unabridged.

A woman backed into an airplane propeller. Disaster but she's been rebutted.

Shortly after she had announced her engagement, someone stole her ID card. A clear case of mistaken identity.

Desperate Housewives wouldn’t be nearly as good if they were unadulterated.

When he lost his case on appeal, he was refined.

just before he was buried, a man miraculously returned to life. Unfortunately, he died a short time later and was reprobate.

The local zoo has successfully bred a large mammal in the shape of a triangle. It's called a hippotenuse. Unfortunately, it can only mate at right angles.

Halloween trick-or-treaters will soon be out and about and people in our district know to provide candy.

Two hours of answering the doorbell to trick-or-treaters left us discomfited.

It was disingenuous of them to cancel the debutante ball.

My wife shaved her hair off, so now we're both distressed

If you fall out of bed, are you debunked?

Strangely, Oscar Pistorius is not often defeated.

And he can be congratulated but cannot be feted.

But he'll be fetid for his rotten deeds.

"What an ingenious way to get rid of all these young newts," he said deftly.

If you e-file a mistaken income tax form, does that make it erroneous?
And must you recall it by defiling?

If you quit loving something is it dephyled?

Is the person who helps you defile a defilade?