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March 22, 2018, 14:28
haberdasher
Tom Swifties revisited
quote:
Originally posted by Geoff:
"The obnoxious electrician shocked me again," Tom said, repulsively.

“Just let me straighten out the wiring that loathsome electrician of yours was supposed to have fixed,” said Tom revoltingly.
March 23, 2018, 05:23
<Proofreader>
"I intend to measure this electrical current," said Tom, Ohminously.
March 23, 2018, 09:46
<Proofreader>
"Electric eels eat anything," said Tom, Ohmnivouriously.
March 23, 2018, 16:29
Geoff
That glow is called "St Elmo's Fire" Tom said ionically.
March 23, 2018, 17:56
haberdasher
"Did you read my newspaper column about Greek architecture?" said Tom ionically. "You saw how it looks as though it's rusting?" he added ironically.
March 24, 2018, 04:37
Geoff
"I am a resistor of current charges," Count Volta said ampereiously.

BTW, since Donald T. Rump opposes she-males in the military, does that make him a transistor?
March 24, 2018, 05:11
<Proofreader>
Transpeople are from Transylvania.
March 24, 2018, 08:38
Geoff
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
Transpeople are from Transylvania.

You mean they've come out of the closet and into the woods? Confused Roll Eyes Or, in keeping with the electric theme, they use Sylvania brand lights? https://www.sylvania.com/en-us/Pages/default.aspx

Did Count Volta's defectors escape through a tunnel diode? https://www.google.com/search?...ceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
March 24, 2018, 13:14
haberdasher
"Looks like this race is coming down to the wire!" cried Tom electrifyingly. "Stay tuned for the shocking conclusion!"

(When he added "But first, a word from our sponsor," I switched off.)
March 24, 2018, 13:38
Geoff
You win Hab Frown I've been discharged.
March 24, 2018, 20:12
<Proofreader>
"There's a character in a sci-fi movie I'd like for President," said Tom, electronically.
March 25, 2018, 14:25
haberdasher
quote:
"There's a character in a sci-fi movie I'd like for President," said Tom, electronically.
"...and there's one who did become President," said Tom electronically.
March 25, 2018, 22:17
bethree5
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
[QUOTE]"Poetry sucks," said Tom conversationally.

"I believe I have a poem to suit your needs," said Tom, perversely.

Big Grin
March 27, 2018, 10:21
Geoff
quote:
Originally posted by bethree5:

"'''," said Tom, perversely.

You remind me of my high school senior play, in which I had the co-lead. One scene required me to kiss the maid, played by a girl who was very enthusiastic about her part. I was not, and referred to it as the "ob-scene." I was much more interested in the girl who had the other lead, a delightful girl who went on to minor success in Hollywood. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0610400/


"All this mud in Warsaw has been rough on the shine on my shoes", Tom said Polishly.
March 28, 2018, 06:47
bethree5
"I'll have the tête de veau," said Tom cerebrally.


"I'll get my revenge... later," said Tom coldly.


"Do you have biftek hâché?" minced Tom.
"You mean a burger?" asked Dick vulgarly.
"Just give me a bag of potato chips," said Harry wisely.
March 28, 2018, 15:49
<Proofreader>
"What's the meaning of Easter?" Tom asked, crossly.

"I think I have a flat," said Tom, tiredly.
March 29, 2018, 07:03
Geoff
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
"What's the meaning of Easter?" Tom asked, crossly.

Bah, humbug! Bring back the goddess! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%92ostre Tom said fecundly.
March 30, 2018, 13:53
bethree5
"*#!% women!" Tom said effeminately.

Tom finished Brittanica "M". "And now for the next one!" he cried entomologically.

"Don't quote me," Tom warned excitedly.

Tom opened his trenchcoat expansively.
March 31, 2018, 20:12
<Proofreader>
"I love these ice cream concoctions" said Tom, shakily.

"I must stop shedding tears," Tom decried.
April 09, 2018, 15:16
<Proofreader>
"I enjoy listening to high school singing groups," said Tom. gleefully.

"Dropping that chain saw cost me part of my arm," said Tom, offhandedly.

"I don't know why I'm never on time," said Tom, belatedly.

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