A game: Post a snippet of about four to eight lines of a song lyric. It should include a word or phrase that’s in the lyric of the last post before yours.
I’ll start us off with the first two posts. (Boldface and URL there are strictly optional. And course, in real life you shouldn’t link to yourself!)
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Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
Your wife starts bitching about whatever it was she was bitching about last night.
So you escape to the bathroom just to sit down on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone.

It’s a Great Day for Me to Whup Somebody’s Ass

They say that love's a gentle thing
But it's only brought me pain,
For the only man I ever loved
Has gone on the mornin' train.

I never will marry.
I'll be no man's wife.
I expect to live single
All the days of my life.

I remember this game, Wordcrafter! Here is Morgan reviving the game way back in 2003 (I miss her!): Link the lyrics

Linda Ronstadt:

Never, never will I marry
Never, never will I wed
Born to wander solitary
Wide my world, narrow my bed
Never never never will I marry
Born to wander 'til I'm dead

No burden to bear
No conscience, no care
No memories to mourn
No turning, for I was
Born to wander solitary
Wide my world, narrow my bed
Never never never will I marry
Born to wander 'til I'm dead

No burden to end
No conscience, no care
No memories to mourn
No turning, for I was
Born to wander solitary
Wide my world, narrow my bed
Never never never will I marry
Born to wander 'til I'm dead

It's really closer by concept than by words.

Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
Like a true nature's child
We were born
Born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die