May 19, 2018, 18:45
shufitz“You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??”
”You did that THREE TIMES ?!!??”
- reaction of a friend’s daughter, eldest of three, upon learning the facts of life
Every generation thinks it’s the one that invented sex. They’ll admit, if pressed, that prior generations must’ve participated too, but only a few times each, as needed. Exclusively procreational, not recreational.
But old-time songs say otherwise. Their references may not be explicit, but they’re quite clear.
Love and marriage, love and marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage.
Dad was told by mother,
You can't have one
You can't have none.
You can't have one without the other.
Further examples, please?
May 22, 2018, 20:33
KallehMany of
these I've never heard of, but here is a list of songs that
"you never knew were about sex."
May 23, 2018, 05:19
<Proofreader>I've only heard five of K's songs Guess sexually oriented music isn't my style.
May 23, 2018, 18:16
BobHaleFrom the ones I know there, I'd say that a couple are more in the eye (possibly the ear) of the beholder than present in the actual lyrics.
May 23, 2018, 18:55
<Proofreader>How about sexy Xmas lyrics:
Oh, come all ye faithful.
Don we now our gay apparel.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Joy to the world, the Lord is come.
Foreign song:
When a lassie meets a laddie coming through the rye.
May 24, 2018, 05:19
<Proofreader>Hillbilly sex:
She;ll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
May 24, 2018, 11:58
<Proofreader>Patriotic sex:
Mine eyes have seen....the coming of the Lord.
May 26, 2018, 14:17
bethree5quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
This seems tangential.
Pathetic that a bakery store uses computer editing - but even more pathetic that bakers followed computer's orders...
Computer: "Roll over. Sit up. Good boy."
Baker: "Woof!"
May 28, 2018, 19:54
<Proofreader>quote:
Pathetic that a bakery store uses computer editing
During an Olympics, a runner was named Gay and one paper had a policy not to use "gay" but instead use a euphemism. So when Mr. Gay won his event the headline was Homosexual wins 400-meters.
May 30, 2018, 19:18
KallehIt reminds me of autocorrect. Is it really true, Proof, or an urban myth?