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February 17, 2013, 05:13
BobHale
Horsemeat
I don't know how much of the current "horsemeat-in-the-burgers" story you have seen over in the US but here's my take on it.


So there's horsemeat in the burgers, the lasagne and the stew,
But if you're squeamish about horses then why not about cows too?
And what about those lambs that were frolicsome and cute?
Do you like them with mint sauce - are you really such a brute?
You should go to Scandinavea and buy Rudolph in a tin,
Or served up with potatoes - would you eat him with a grin?
Or you can come to China and I'll take you for a meal
Would you care for dog or donkey? Or does a snake appeal?
There are scorpions on sticks, some of them still squirming
You can see they're nice and fresh as their movement is confirming.
No use in this hypocracy - you'll eat meat or you won't.
Personally I do but it's OK if you don't,
But try to use your reason what difference does it make
If you're really eating horse when you thought it was beef steak?


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
February 17, 2013, 07:08
<Proofreader>
Would I eat horsemeat? Neigh.
February 17, 2013, 15:12
Geoff
I hear in Oz the big kangaroos are very tasty, but some folks throw a fuss if they're eaten by humans. I had canned kangaroo many years ago, and it seemed as good as anything else. I'm disinclined to eat bear, however; I've done it, and it's gosh-awful tallowy.

Ah, well, to each his/her/its/their own.


It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
February 17, 2013, 15:23
<Proofreader>
Kangaroo is excellent for sandwiches. You can stuff all kinds of goodies in the pocket.
February 17, 2013, 18:49
Kalleh
I had always thought there was something wrong with horse meat, but in reading Wikipedia it's just a taboo meat because horses are pets. Indeed, it is high in protein low in fat.

Nice poem, Bob!
February 17, 2013, 20:57
tinman
As Rory Calhoun said (in "Motel Hell"), "Meat's meat and man's gotta eat."
February 18, 2013, 08:24
<Proofreader>
I've always eschewwed eating any animal you can put a saddle on.
February 18, 2013, 17:37
BobHale
quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader:
I've always eschewwed eating any animal you can put a saddle on.


Don't get down to the chicken racing much, then?

(And before you ask the jockeys are hamsters.)

(And before anyone asks the other question, yes, I just made that up. Would be an awesome new sport though.)


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
February 19, 2013, 06:42
Geoff
It is my understanding that at one time horse meat was common in much of Europe, and that privation led to many "haut cuisine" dishes. Why else eat frogs and snails???


It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
February 19, 2013, 07:11
arnie
Wikipedia has quite a long article on worldwide consumption of horse meat.


Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
February 19, 2013, 21:57
Kalleh
One of the biggest problems with horsemeat is that there are no safety requirements because it is considered in many countries to be taboo.
February 19, 2013, 22:35
BobHale
Given that the suppliers don't even care to adhere to the requirement that beef comes from a cow, how much attention do you think they are likely to pay to other safety requirements?


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
February 20, 2013, 05:55
Geoff
Horse meat is likely safer than beef when it comes to disease since few horses are raised in filthy industrial agriculture settings.


It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
February 21, 2013, 20:32
Kalleh
Well, I still think there needs to be health regulations. However, you very well may be right, Geoff.
February 21, 2013, 21:40
BobHale
quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:
Well, I still think there needs to be health regulations. However, you very well may be right, Geoff.


Of course. But the regulations in place now say (among many other things) that beef must come from a cow. If it doesn't then it can't be sold as beef. My point is that anyone willing to ignore something that fundamental isn't going to let a few health regulations put him off.
And the problem seems to be suffiviently widespread that it calls into question whether there are ANY honest suppliers out there at all.


"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
February 23, 2013, 13:39
bethree5
More in the NYT today about horsemeat. The results of the testing seems to indicate things haven't gotten too far out of hand (hoof?) I was interested to see that the only actual health problem foreseen was the possibility of an equine painkiller getting into the food chain (which apparently has not happened).
February 28, 2013, 20:18
Kalleh
But you really don't know. That's what would scare me.