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April 09, 2018, 13:34
Geoff
Birthing positions
Tammy Duckworth Becomes First Sitting Senator to Give Birth

Do others do it while standing? Most do it while lying, I think.
April 09, 2018, 15:10
<Proofreader>
Or maybe most senators are impotent or unfertile.
April 10, 2018, 19:23
bethree5
I also like this one I saw:
"Tammy Duckworth Becomes First Senator to Give Birth While in Office"
April 10, 2018, 19:53
tinman
quote:
Originally posted by Geoff:

Most do it while lying, I think.

Most people can lie and sit at the same time. Politicians are particularly adept at it.
April 11, 2018, 06:09
Geoff
Precisely!
April 12, 2018, 19:36
Kalleh
I could say something else funny, but she is my senator so I won't go there...

No other senators have given birth? That seems odd to me. However, I checked it out and you are right. Geez. We need more young women in office!
April 16, 2018, 12:10
bethree5
Today's gem from Politico:
quote:
Senate poised to allow Duckworth’s newborn on the floor
Wondering if they're referring to the floor of the office Sen D gave birth in? Or perhaps they plan to give the baby the floor during a Senate hearing? (I think I'd prefer a newborn's squalls to Hatch Gowdy et al).
April 17, 2018, 19:15
Kalleh
I so agree, Bethree. Wink

They really are having trouble reporting about Duckworth and her baby, aren't they? I do feel lucky that she is my senator.