...down Mexico way.

Submitted by one or another of Bethree5, Bob Hale, Geoff, Greg, Hab, Kalleh, or Shufitz:


1. In the Mexican town of Cancun
Resided a silly old loon
When he clambered atop
A quite large lady cop
She kicked his ass clear to Rangoon


2. All alone in his room in Cancun
At a moment most inopportune,
A lonely old bloke
Interrupted mid-stroke,
Had his seed all around the room, strewn.


3. A celibate raised in Cancun,
With friends he would often lampoon,
Went from choc'lates to lollies
When sick of his jollies,
His friends went and got the man screwn.


4. A vacationer, bored in Cancun,
Had an impulse to play the buffoon
So he stood on his head
Till his face turned all red
In the center of town at high noon.


5. A bar singer down in Cancun
Said, "People, I really can croon."
Just give me a minute
And I'll try to begin it
(Though I don't know the lyrics an' tune.)


6. Mr. Trump wants to fence off Cancun;
Our immigrants Donald would prune.
And, "Mexico pays!"
(They think he's a craze.)
Will anyone vote for this loon?


7. Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle
The Cow moved South to Cancun
The little dog laughed
At whatever came aft
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.


8. There's a Spanish chanteuse in Cancun
Who makes every gentleman swoon,
As with accent exotic
Her vocals erotic-
ly render each Catalan tune.


9. In the jungle just west of Cancún
I encountered a hairy baboon.
I asked, 'Lost your way?'
He replied, 'Oh, nay, nay,
Swam here all the way from Rangoon!'


10. Guapo Malo lived down in Cancun
Doing evil beneath the full moon
Lonely chicks he's seduce
With some strong cactus juice
Their dinero would be missing soon


11. Oppressed by the humid Cancun,
I once heard a restless man swoon
About new terra firma,
So he flew to Burma,
And died in monsoons in Rangoon.


Pick your favorite and vote! Describing your thought process
is always welcome, though not necessary.

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