The local town next to mine is called Tipton - stress on the first syllable, schwa sound in the second. So for those who can't see/don't know the phonetic alphabet that's TIPTun.

offerings as usual by pm

I've just put a couple of entries in.

Mine's in.

This is the perfect comic for my feelings when playing the limerick game. Link

I have 4/5ths of one, Bob - I'm just casting about for a last line.

OK, mine finally sent.

Well, heck. I am ready to vote...and lose again.

ONE MORE CALL

I have seven but only from four people.

Anybody else?

Limericks for voting will be posted tomorrow (or late this afternoon if there's a sudden rush.)