OK folks, this is the new challenge. Upper Dicker is a village in Sussex, near to Eastbourne - http://www.villagenet.co.uk/se...ages/upperdicker.php - The name is pronounced as one would expect, with the stress on the first syllables of each word and I feel sure that the smutty rhyming possibilities will not be lost on the talented contributors.

PMs to me in the usual way. I am off to Canada on 24 September and will need to close this competition before then, so speed is of the essence.

I'll get to this soon. Unfortunately there are bigger fish to fry on this site right now. Life on the Internet is not easy, folks. I should write a book!

Intriguing! Point me in the direction of the fried fish.

Look in Q&A. Oy vey!

Mine's in, Richard, and I am happy with it. It was a fun village to rhyme.

Another gem on its way.

I will have to close this one shortly as I need to leave time for the poll and the results. It would be nice to have a few more, so, flash those fingers, please, limericists.

Six limericks so far - any more before I close this one (which will be around 1700 BST today)?

Just a quick one to let you all know Richard has now posted the Poll, so get your votes in.