In today's comics, a fella doing a crossword puzzle asks help:
. . .I need a six-letter word for "the person upon whom one coughs."
And his friend answers, "Coffee."

Wonder if we can have a game of this sort? Maybe it's too difficult, but I'll start with one that popped to mind. Anyone can feel to toss in either an answer or a new poser.

I need a nine-letter word for "shunning or lacking television."

Enjoyment?

I considered posting the same strip, but hadn't thought of continuing Breathed's insanity.

proatubal?