Tempting though it is to stick with China I'll move on.
The new destination is

Leeds

Usual rules blah, blah, blah.

Mine's in.

And as things stand at the moment it's a guaranteed winner.
In spite of the very easy rhyme yours is the only entry.

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Originally posted by BobHale:
And as things stand at the moment it's a guaranteed winner.
In spite of the very easy rhyme yours is the only entry.

<Kalleh goes to the board's control panel and turns off all private messages>

Why can't I snd any private messages to BobHale?

Dunno.

Do you have my email?
You could send it there

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<Kalleh goes to the board's control panel and turns off all private messages>

Amen, arnie!

I think he was kidding, Bob, because of arnie's comment. Correct, proof?

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Correct, proof?

Perhaps

Which may or may not be the case.
Doesn't alter the fact that I now have two limericks and proof's ISN't one of them.

The question is: Who is the hoaxer - me or Bob?

And...we need more limericks! Even I think "Leeds" is an easy one, and I am a complainer.

I've sent one, but it's feeble. I'll try to write a better one.

Ah, well. Mine are usually feeble, too, Geoff, but they're fun to write.

Has not this young lady from Leeds
Had sufficient to meet with her needs?
(That's limericks, I mean
Be they dirty or clean)
It's time that we learnt of her deeds!

I agree with the case Richard pleads
Regarding our limericks for Leeds -
So how 'bout it Bob
Get on with the job,
Then we'll vote and see which one succeeds.

Busy tonight but I'll post what few I have tomorrow