December 12, 2004, 19:31
CaterwaullerChristmas Songs?
Someone at work sent out these alternate titles. I thought you'd find them amusing.
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneious-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Farr Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
Please excuse any typos - I did it w/o looking.
Can you make up some more?
December 12, 2004, 20:42
KallehI got some of them. They are very funny!
If I were Christian, I am sure I'd have gotten more.
December 15, 2004, 01:06
CaterwaullerWell, probably you would have, Kalleh.
I bet this board could think of some others, too.