1 A teenager I know from Durban, When asked "Watcha doon?" says, "Just verbin'" Which means 'doing stuff-- Specific enuff!' "Goin' out?" "Oh, maybe some 'burbin'"
2 An amorous dude down in Durban Had a dating technique quite disturbin’. He would rufy his date, Then he’d mount her mate And, polite, drop her close to the curbin’.
3 Although Germany's play was superb 'an They smashed the Australians in Durban, Like whirring propellers Those damn vuvuzelas Are the things that I find most disturbin'.
4 Playing Rock-Paper-Scissors in Durban Were an Aussie, a German, a Serb an' Whose number was up, Much like the World Cup Was luck and I find that disturbin'.
Australia, Germany and Serbia were all in Group D in the World Cup. G beat A 4-nil in Durban, later S had a 1-all draw with G, and yet A beat S 2-1.
5 While touring South Africa's urban Divisions, like Cape Town and Durban. I tried salted meat - Called "biltong"...not sweet! I should have disguised it with bourbon!
6 A randy young Sikh down in Durban Quipped glibly, with manners suburban, "When getting my rocks off I might take my socks off - But I'm damned if I'll take off my turban!"
7 I thought about moving to Durban Urban Durban? I thought. Or suburban? "Suburban?" they said, "But the night life is dead. Go downtown, where there's plenty of Bourbon."
8 On the tour guide I read out the blurb'n Got all the lowdown on Durban I quite fancy a beach But it must be a peach And it seems that they have a superb'n.
Since everyone can probably tell it's mine I need to confess now, because I want to correct an error, but I don't want to reset the Poll. Serbia actually beat Germany 1-nil, so it was a true game of Rock-Paper-Scissors with each beating the other.
It seems silly to keep forging ahead With the voting that's here in this thread. There's been voting thrice Yet the Poll says it's twice, So I hereby declare this Poll dead.
