[Note: the English city of Worcester (think of Worcestershire sauce) is pronounced “Wooster” (rhymes with “rooster”).]

Since the silly young lady from Worcester
Had foolishly never prodorcester.
Paperwork taken
At her first vaccination,
They reforcester request for a borcester.

Anything further re COVID would welcome.

My significant other has COVID
Not sure what to do; I ask so vould
You wipe his hot brow?
Or dump him right now
And tell him to play with a Bovid?

Not great rhymes with COVID.

When stuck in lockdown 'cos of COVID
With no TV, no radio and no vid-
eo games I can play
I guess I'll start today
To learn Latin, read Virgil and Ovid.

Have you used the drug Ivermectin?
Asked the nurse as I sheepishly checked in
And just how have you used it?
Well I may have abused it -
Some oral, some anal, some injectin'!

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