I was thinking of using my home city of Bath, but I think there are too many variations in pronunciation. However I like the idea of using a monosyllable, so I'll keep it local by going a few miles down the road to the Wiltshire village of Box. This is best known for the impressive 19th-century Box Tunnel, designed by Isambard Kingdom Brunel, which when originally opened was the longest railway tunnel in the world.

Usual rules apply. Submissions to me by PM. Let's see if we can find another winner this time!

Two limericks so far - and I can't believe there's any shortage of decent rhymes for this one. Box clever!

I only get occasional computer access here in Canada - but I'll try to get something done.

Mine's in from Malta so you ought to be able to get yours in from Canada!

After many of us were complaining about the inability of this country to manage a conference with 2,000 people, I realized that with 400,000 people, it's only the size of Milwaukee!

It's not the access, it's the availability of a shared computer. But I have submitted one anyway.

I've got eight entries now. Any more?

I've sent you two now.

The poll has been posted.