OK, I know there is at least ONE truly obvious rhyme here but I know you will all forsake such simplicity.

Pawtucket is one of the towns abutting the capital city, Providence. It has no redeeming qualities except that its northern border allows you to easily exit the state. Native speakers pronounce it p'TUCKit, not PAWtuckit.

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