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October 07, 2009, 19:50

Kalleh

What does it mean if...

As I was driving today and had the radio on, there was an advertisement for a hospice! It gave me a great idea for a game:

What does it mean if?

What does it mean if the radio station you listen to advertises hospices?

[You need to get with it, girl!]

October 07, 2009, 21:05

neveu

Did they have a lifetime guarantee?

October 07, 2009, 21:56

wordmatic

It means the majority of their listeners are about to die!

WM

October 08, 2009, 07:38

<Proofreader>

You live in Florida

October 08, 2009, 17:36

<Asa Lovejoy>

They offer condiments to prostitutes? (ho' spices)

October 08, 2009, 21:21

Kalleh

Yes, I really must stop listening to oldies, I guess.

Any others?

January 21, 2010, 10:45

Geoff

Hospice is Dan Blocker's character on the old TV show, "Bonanza" urinating.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti

January 21, 2010, 12:25

Purpletoe

quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:
As I was driving today and had the radio on, there was an advertisement for a hospice! It gave me a great idea for a game:

What does it mean if?

What does it mean if the radio station you listen to advertises hospices?

[You need to get with it, girl!]

That you need to change stations! Go for something more upbeat to enjoy life!

January 21, 2010, 16:36

Kalleh

Oh, well. I was just trying to start a game, I guess.

What does it mean if...every time you vacation, the venue has the worst weather in centuries?

[This is true for my colleague; she went to Florida with the horrible cold weather; then to Phoenix with the most rain in years...]

January 21, 2010, 16:48

<Proofreader>

You're a jinx.

January 21, 2010, 17:38

Geoff

She's not the jinx - it's the Irishman I work with, Finney. If he even hooks up his trvel trailer (caravan in the UK) it produces a Noachian deluge.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti

January 21, 2010, 19:04

<Proofreader>

The deluges here are precipitated by a local church's Boy Scout troop. Every time I see them packing up to go camping, I look for my umbtella.

January 21, 2010, 23:21

BobHale

quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:
Oh, well. I was just trying to start a game, I guess.

What does it mean if...every time you vacation, the venue has the worst weather in centuries?

[This is true for my colleague; she went to Florida with the horrible cold weather; then to Phoenix with the most rain in years...]

How did you intend the game to work. I'll give it a go once I understand it.