What are Santa's little helpers called?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Words Women Use
Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be
on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

I see you're adjusting well to married life, Asa.

Tinman

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Originally posted by tinman:
I see you're adjusting well to married life, Asa.

Tinman

Forget the cats, Sunflower is boss! Some things I can learn pretty fast!

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