Well, yours truly finally got around to posting this poll. I apologize; life has been a bit chaotic lately.
Results (6 votes counted so far):
1. Me Girlie had kinfolk in Sweden Who beset me and left me all bleedin And after the bruisin I've stopped all me cruisin And spend me time readin and weedin.
2. Played a badminton game up in Sweden At the shore where the tide was recedin’ A white dove dropped a turd On my opponent Mr Död Thus in this losin’ game intercedin’ [see youtube “Die Düva”]
3. A limerick based upon Sweden? I want to put "-ist" after "hedon-". And you'll like the effects (Though I don't mention "sex") Only first it should have a good lead-in.
4. I don’t want a boyfriend from Sweden With pale face and hairline recedin’ His manner laconic And faintly ironic Like the men in the crime books I’m readin’
5. There once was a fellow from Sweden, Dear Sven, who kept my heart bleedin'... He said he was mine - His lovin' devine! Though thousands that line he was feedin'!
6. To her beau said the beauty,from Sweden “I come from a family with breed'n'. We're not vulgar or brash But we've oodles of cash. You don't want to buy flowers? Then you need'n'!”
7. Gustav II Adolf of Sweden Made the place a kind of an Eden At battle most skilled Until he was killed And at Lützen left bleedin'. See this.
8. Old Arne Nilsson of Sweden Is married to Ann-Marit Peden They've children: eleven And I know, by heaven, Their favourite hobby's not readin'
Mrs. Nilsson, a mother in Sweden, Did succumb to her husbanands' mad pleadin'. She had children eleven Though she just wanted seven, Since her hubby was thorough at seedin'.
Yes, it should be Ann Margrit. Sorry about that. I tried to correct it and would have to reset the poll to do so. Can we all agree that number 8 wins? The winner goes to Geoff! Geoff, we know you don't like to do polls so feel free to just post them all in a thread, and then we'll guess in replies. Congratulations!
Here are the authors:
#1 - Hab #2 - Bethree #3 - Hab - drawing a vote! #4 - Bethree - and another drawing a vote! #5 - Yours truly #6 - Bob #7 - arnie #8 - Our Big Winner: GEOFF!!!!