Phil Proctor listed the following in his latest newsletter:

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

ATD - At the Doctor’s
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My, Sorry, Gas
TOT - Texting on Toilet
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?”

The ones I know are funny (), but I realize I don't know a lot of these.