November 01, 2006, 05:42
Hic et ubiqueTrick-or-Treating vs. sex
Got this late yesterday:
Top 10 reasons why Trick-or-Treating is better than sex.10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you
are.5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
November 01, 2006, 08:15
Richard EnglishI have seen these kinds of comparisons many times previously, comparing things as diverse as chocolate and cups of tea (plus other more suggestive items).
It's rather surprising that sex seems to remain so popular considering its apparent disadvantages.
November 01, 2006, 15:52
dalehilemanYes it's a dirty trick that the Creator has played upon us
November 01, 2006, 18:10
<Asa Lovejoy>quote:
Originally posted by Caterwauller:
disadvantages???
I suppose it depends on whether you're alone or with someone.

November 02, 2006, 03:30
arniequote:
disadvantages???
The comparisons mentioned by Richard always start "Why XXX is better than sex".

November 02, 2006, 04:31
BobHalequote:
Originally posted by arnie:
"Why XXX is better than sex".
XXX? Terrible movie. Can't be better than sex.
But maybe you meant XXX extra strong mints.
November 02, 2006, 08:41
Richard Englishquote:
But maybe you meant XXX extra strong mints.
And Wadworth 6X is better than any of them...
November 02, 2006, 10:47
arnieCertainly better than Castlemaine XXXX.