March 15, 2009, 08:16
<Asa Lovejoy>Crack?
Lifted from Randy Cassingham's "This Is True:"
"Cop Makes Arrest in Bathroom after Smelling Crack" -- AP headline
March 16, 2009, 19:09
KallehWell, that could be confusing!
March 16, 2009, 19:30
<Proofreader>I was eager to grab up this mutt
In the men's room with all the doors shut.
I was taken aback
When I first smelled his crack
And his weed though I did smell his butt.