While browsing around on Amazon searching for ideas for a Christmas gift for my girlfriend I came across this. (And, I hasten to add, discarded it immediately!)

Who on Earth would buy that for his MOTHER?

(And to tie this, albeit loosely, to language... womens? wifes?)

How stupid! Those morons forgot the prepuce.

Oh, my gosh! I've certainly never seen that before.

I'd go for jewelry.

Shu take note. This is what Kalleh wants for Christmas.

And on Etsy, no less! One of my favorite websites.

They look like ear plugs to me.