July 06, 2006, 21:52
EpiphileMy Sumer Vacation
My Sumer tour in Bolivia, year 243 in the era of Our
Lord Sulimann the Great:
Attended Fertility Festival! Being a fat female, I was
treated like a Goddess. (Cute men!)
Was shown how to placer gold and found my own nugget!
Didn't get to keep it, but oh well.
Watched the Tin slaves have a record output day and be
rewarded with a whole bowl of chicken soup. This was
nice, as they normally only have a cup of "Guinea-pig &
beans", water and a baked potato.
Our Sumerian guides grumbled the whole visit about
not having a decent slice of wheat bread since they
got here. *Everything* is made with beans. Good thing
we tour the coast in an open boat.
Went to see supplications at Temple to break the
drought. Human sacrifice was offered and a big statue
made of the 'volunteer'. 3000 years from now they can
thank his contribution if there is still a jungle. It
must have rained in there somewhere.
Cheers!
July 09, 2006, 16:06
<Asa Lovejoy>Human sacrifice? I don't bolivia!
As for being worshipped as a fertility goddess, uhhh, care to share the details?
