A pop up advertisement on another site was for a website called "pet lover dating".

It was, apparently, a dating site where people who own pets can meet each other. Maybe it's just me but my first interpretation of it was a good deal less wholesome.

Hmmm...it may be just you.

Not really related, but there are signs all over Chicago (with our snow melting) that say: "Caution. Falling Ice." My thought is...what are you supposed to do? Not walk near the buildings? How do you get where you want to go then? Walk...but look up all the time? Not easy to see where you're going. It might be easier to be a pet lover dater!

Reminds me of the guy who went to the doctor and was told there was good news and bad news.
"What's the good news?"
Your girlfriend has given you a rare strain of gonnorhea. It's so rare I've only heard of one other case."
"That's the good news? What's the bad?"
"I learned about it from my dog's vet."