The quotes generated at this site have kept me amused for hours!

Sample: Ooh, I'm so poison-coated, I could meddle in the affairs of a breezeblock! and

Look at Hansel and Gretel's Rubinesque beast!

Tip: right-click on the quote and choose "Refresh" to reload the quote without reloading the whole page. (For Macs, click & hold down the mouse button)

An engaging site, Arnie! I am addicted. Another example:
Oooh, I'm so depressed I could build a house from a vacuum tube"

I'm a stickleback and I'm okay - I gang up on poachers all night and I extract the elixir of life from weathergirls all day.

I'm a sponge! I'm a seahorse! I'm electric! Exhume the vodka, exhume the vodka!

"Keep away from those hideous gnomes! They might wish for you!"

"Beware the polka-dotted plate-glass window!"

"A trumpet a day keeps the bugbear away."

and last but not least.........

"I'm a behemoth and I'm okay - I pour parsley sauce over bread and butter puddings all night and I enhance torture devices all day."

you're scaring me. `

Does this fellow come from Crow-atia, or the Caw-casas? Anyway, he's a Raven' lunatic!

Sad to say, he's a Brit, although we've managed to export him to the US, at least temporarily.

I'm a beach towel and I'm okay - I suck the innards out of frog's legs all night and I hyperventilate at the sight of cocktail umbrellas all day.

A hand-grenade pin a day keeps the thalassomaniac away.

Why isn't my knuckle sugar-free?


I am a lucky cuckoo clock.


I'm a daffodil! I'm a monkey! I'm deaf! Freeze the gargoyle, freeze the gargoyle!

Just thought I'd save this thread from no-postings-in-60-days oblivion. It's a goodie!

I am a bogus sneeze, you know.

Is that a dry white wine in your spatula, or are you just strawberry-flavoured?

I'm afraid I must watch over my tutu.

I come back to haunt eels!

How dare you snip the corners off of my fabulous hob-nob!

Did anyone notice that there is a distinct link between one recurring structure that this generator presents and a famous Monty Python routine?

Well apparently no one did and this thread is just about to go into
No-posts-in-60-days Limbo so I'll answer my own question.

The format "I'm a ______ and I'm OK. I _____ all night and I ______ all day." which seems to come up with some regularity, has got to be a borrowing from Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song" (I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day.") of some years back.

Anyone who has never heard this song is missing out on a major delight of life. With my second wife, this was "our song."